monkey dew

A person who usuaslly does whatever they are told. Mostly they are the reason for "Monkey see, monkey dew."

Person1:Monkey!
Monkey dew:yes

Person1:go help cook in the kichten.
Monkey dew:the monkey will dew

by Kaykay05 March 2, 2017

Monkey Wings

When a man's scrotal sack becomes stuck to the inner thigh due to perspiration often requiring a sumo style leg raise to break surface tension. The stretch of the sack pulling away from the inner thigh resembles monkey wings.

Dude, I got some serious monkey wings after that round of 18.

by Wiseguy15 February 3, 2018

gunga monkey

Gunga Monkey is two separate words. Gunga means goodbye, and monkey means monkey.

Person 1: Gunga monkey
Person 2: Gunga monkey

by anonymous December 9, 2020

le monkey

a fatherless AND roofless loser bozo 🤪🤪💀💀

"yo do u see that le monkey? 💀💀"

"bro doesnt he have no dad and NO ROOF LMFAOO 😭😭😭"

by BigManDxtr October 5, 2021

Stray Monkey

Whenever an black person or a group of black people were seen walking around in a white neighborhood.

“look at that nigger walking around here looking like a stray monkey”

“Get out of here stray monkey!”

by Killuason September 14, 2021

mumble monkey

When rappers mumble when they rap, or mummer words into the microphone.

These rappers on the radio are nothing but mumble monkeys!

GET THAT DAMN MUMBLE MONKEY OUTTA HERE!

by Rymzer September 30, 2021

Monkey oil

Basically E&J brandy.
The most cheapest brandy known to mankind.
Something a guy will buy when he hooks up with a girl with no standards.

Hey my guy, make sure you bring some liquor to the party later, and don’t bring that monkey oil.

by The Liquor Connoisseur June 27, 2021