Kevin

Someone who is retarded, dim witted, and generally has problems with mental acuity.

Did you see him hit that parked car in the employee parking lot? He's such a Kevin

by LBC_Andrew October 01, 2023

Kevin

Your typical Asian eshay

Person 1: her look at the new kid, he’s Asian bro
Person 2: bruh, I bet he’s a Kevin

by You mght know me ;0 November 24, 2021

Kevin

a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.

yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*

by cherryyujuu April 03, 2022

Kevin

A man that looks like a plastic bag filled with water

Is that Kevin or a carnival prize?

by Blobby blingerton November 23, 2021

kevin

the most beautiful boy in the world

I love kevin

by ANNA AND KAYLA February 04, 2025

Kevin

Kevin has a massive wiener. He loves to play golf and eat peanuts. He’s someone who is quiet but when he opens his mouth….. he says ahuahuahua. Kevin is smart…. A smart mouth and has selective hearing. He is Hentai. Also the first sentence is not true

Chanel: have y’all gotten your ass eaten?

Terrance: wtf nooooo

Jason: lmao wtf

Kevin: no but I want to.

by Demon hour November 26, 2021

Kevin

A creepy man, typically with glasses and a pedo stache

Woman: hi!

Kevin: i will follow you home!

by GoblinGreed69 December 14, 2023