Justin

A simp ass bitch who will do anything to keep a girl around including paying for anything they want or being the side bitch

“He offered his ex his credit card numbers just to get a phone call”
“Damn what a Justin”

by Stinky but lizard January 31, 2020

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Dirty Justine

A girl who has pony like hair that you really feel like stroking. Usually this species of woman likes to be referred to as "judders"

Hey I love your hair, it's so Dirty Justine, can I stroke it? Wow it's just like stroking a pony

by Eddiethecleaner April 13, 2020

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"Jiggly Justin" is an elderly male species, whom is incredibly, incredibly overweight... If you are known as "Jiggly Justin" you are automatically subjected to absurd amounts of mental and physical abuse, from your beloved children and lover, which is incredibly dehumanising. You will never be allowed to eat at McDonald's again, and for the rest of your life, you will have to wear a t-shirt that discriminates your size. Beware... Even if you are what is unanimously known as being a "healthy weight" you will still be bullied as "Jiggly Justin". Moreover, it is also the title of an incredibly humorous group chat on Instagram!

"Did you see Jiggly Justin over there..." (which translates to "Did you see that fat man over there...")
"My Dad is no longer allowed to eat, because he is Jiggly Justin" (which would be yourself suggesting that your Dad does not deserve to eat due to his obesity). Disclaimer: do not fat shame others, apart from if your name is Sabre, or Sockie, or Biggy, or Naz, or Slendermum...

by Flushed Away Froose April 15, 2020

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Justin

Justin is an airhead and one of the most annoying people in the world he does not make smart choices cause his brain is very little. He has no friends and is very lonely he got into like 5 fight this school year. His is very smart and kind but very disrespectful sometimes. At least he tried to for the spelling bee. He has a peanut shaped head with a dent in the back of it. But we care a little bit about Justin.

Justin you are very annoying

Justin we seriously care about you

by Peanuthead123 April 16, 2020

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