July 16th

July 16th is “Leave at 3:30ish P.M. if you’re gay” day. Today is the day to show the world your pride by leaving at exactly 3:30ish pm for a movie at a theater. (The movie can be any genre.) If you participate on July 16th, you have the most pride and enthusiasm for homosexuality than ANYBODY!

“Hey, what are your plans for July 16th?”
“To leave and see a movie at exactly 3:30pm… you know i’m girlypop, right?”
“Oh!! I forgot it’s leave at 3:30ish if you’re gay day!”

by nationalholidays2 July 16, 2024

July 1st

July first is Dream appreciation day because we need to show him he's loved.

"what's July 1st." "Its Dream appreciation day." "Cool!"

by Minecraft.is_.good July 1, 2021

July 27th

Landon's birthday

On his birthday he must be worshipped if no your death will be inevitable

Hank: Hey you know it's July 27th
Jerry: ya well Landon is dumb
Hank: oh you should have not said that

Death : you are coming with me Jerry you have failed to understand July 27th

by Need answers June 23, 2022

Julie

Super manipulative and disrespectful people you can meet. She will get close to you and then talk to other people about you. Brunette, olive skin, stuck up and very bratty.

You: Stop being such a Julie!
Rude person: I can’t believe you would call me that if anything you are acting like a juile.

by Avacadalien51 November 23, 2023

1 July

National Fuck-a-Rodrigo day. This day gives you permission to legally fuck him even if he says no! Better use that, that will make him mad probably.

-Ayo you heard what's on 1 July?
-Should i know that?
-Maaan ofc you should. Its FUCK-A-RODRIGO DAY, if he says "no" to you then you can still do it! Hehe~

by RodrigoTheWolf May 30, 2022

Julie

Beautiful sexy motherfucker, amazing , intelligent, fantastic, diabolical, studious, cunty, whore, slutty bitch, genius (like Einstein), hoe, nic feen, likes birds (rest in pieces Julie Jr), headass, horse girl, creative, kind, caring, bootyful, hilarious, professional ghoster, silly and goofy, snoopy poopy, likes red and black, slayer, thoughtful, driven, hardworking, time oriented, doofus, baby bitch, hates liars and carrots, cannot swim, weenus and wagina and falangies. The end.

Omg that girl is so cunty and amazing. She’s a Julie.
Omg is that girl wearing cheetah panties, oh that’s must be Julie.
Did you see that sick ghost??? Oh that was Julie.
Omg I ran into a girl and her skin was soft, oh that was just Julie.

by Barthalomew Cornelius Dingus I December 4, 2023

july 19th

your kinda dumb, anoyying, mad all the time and dosent do much

hey, you where born in july 19th your dumb

by that dumb dog 82828272 April 2, 2022