by anonymous March 27, 2024
Get the Jordan hirshmug. Type of dude who is usually pretty cool, maybe a ninja or ceo of your mom. Most likely has a huge dong. Really sweet but can break your back when it comes down to it.
Girl 1: Wow Jordan is such a great dude, but did you see what’s in his pants??
Girl 2: Yeah I heard he was hunggg
Girl 2: Yeah I heard he was hunggg
by My name is nice guy June 22, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. march the 16 is a very special and dear United States holiday with everybody goes to fuck Jordan's bitch
by slimeyshotts April 30, 2025
Get the International fuck Jordan's bitch daymug. Jordan is a great person. If you find a Jordan never let her go. She will always be by your side no matter what happens. She will think and tell you she is ugly but she will be the most beautiful person you will ever meet. Jordan's are usually athletic. They are really popular. She will make you laugh no matter what by using the little stupidity she has because she is really smart . If you ever make her smile. She has a tight group of friends (mostly her sporty friends). But she does have some other friends. She is very sweet and if you make her mad you must've done something really bad against her. If you have a Jordan as a girlfriend hold her tight and if you have a best friend do everything you need to make her happy.
Girl 1: Jordan has a softball game today.
Girl 2: I know she's my best friend. I hope she does good.
Girl 1: She's your best friend. Dang she's really popular, beautiful, sweet and she has a pretty smile.
Girl 2: I know
Girl 2: I know she's my best friend. I hope she does good.
Girl 1: She's your best friend. Dang she's really popular, beautiful, sweet and she has a pretty smile.
Girl 2: I know
by gurleygirl26 September 25, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. by Jordan Odom . November 24, 2021
Get the Jordan Odommug. A Jordan is an amazing and loving person.They are usually good in sport and have a good time wherever they go,a Jordan wil always make you laugh and they are easy to fall in love with. Jordan's have huge dicks but not all of their friends know this and they dont go around telling everyone. If you eger get thet chance to be with a Jordan you are very lucky and you would wish to have sex with him every night
by Lover girl 222 November 23, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is the alpha male of the pack with his 14 inch penis he can’t dominate and out smoke any creature that dwells this earth he is known to slay women at will and can butt chug an ice cream Sunday Jordan is the most intelligent being know to man with his iq in quadruple digits
by Absolute bread winner October 14, 2019
Get the Jordanmug.