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Texas Woman's University

A much better school than UNT. Filled to the brim with beautiful women, older professors who love their students and know each and every one by first and last name. You're likely to not experience cattiness here as most Tessies are emotionally mature and aren't intimidated by others shining their light. Oh, and we haven't forgotten our deep love for Texas A&M, we are still your Tessies. Gig'Em!
Texas A&M Student:

"Man, I go to A&M but I still dream about our sister school, Texas Woman's University up in Denton. The woman there all have 4.0 GPA's and that school cranks out the most amazing leaders. It makes me envious that we don't see the Tessie's like we used to."

Texas A&M alumni:

"Texas Woman's University, yes their dedication to the future of humanity is so strong that everyone already loves our Tessie's. Go Gig'Em!"

Texas A&M:

"We love Texas Woman's University. We have been in love with the Tessies for as long as we've been institutions. We express this deep passion through sharing one another's colors of maroon and white."

Texas A&M Student:

"I want to go to Texas Woman's University to marry a Tessie in the little chapel in the woods. Like my great grandparents did all those years before."
by dentonaplacefullofsuckers October 13, 2020
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University of Southern Maine

This school is somehow better then every other university in the state and at the same time is worse then every other school in the country.
The first year I went here there was a "Party in the woods" I didn't go, but apparently the cops were going to bust the party.
The teachers are always new hires and don't know how to teach at all.
Some of them don't even teach the class and just showed slide shows, making the students have to learn the material by themselves.
Somehow 30% of people actually managed to graduate.

The most you can say is that you learned nothing from this school.
Me: Hey, guess what? I graduated!
Friend: Awesome, what school did you go to?
Me: The University of Southern Maine.
Friend: oh.... congrats?
by IsomehowDidntFail October 30, 2019
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Mankato State University

Mankato State University is located in Mankato, Minnesota. It is a suckhard university where the admin doesn't care about you and the people aren't friendly. Avoid at all costs!
Girl: I heard Mankato State University is a suckhard school
Girl 2: Yeah they have a smoking cult, evil roomates, and all you eat is rice
by cowface November 8, 2004
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Yeshiva University

Yeshiva University (YU) is an Orthodox Jewish school in Washington Heights in Manhattan.
Did you here that Yeshiva University protected a rapist on their basketball team? yucommentator.org/2021/08/i-thought-rape-culture-didnt-exist-at-yu-until-i-was-raped/

Did you hear that Yeshiva University would rather go to court than allow an LGBT+ club to exist on its campus? yucommentator.org/2021/06/yu-defends-decision-to-reject-lgbtq-club-and-receive-government-funding-in-new-court-documents/
by Harav Chaim Darwin ZR'L August 26, 2021
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willamette university

A place that sucks your soul out everyone here is addicted to something. This place is awful the mental health sucks everyone wants to die! People make you feel like a straight-up idiot the homework load is insane! Everything is broken on this campus meaning no running water, broken curtains, chairs, you get food poisoning in the dining hall. The party scene is ass and not to mention all the assault that happens here. DO NOT COME HERE

They waste all the funding on are crappy football team and load on homework until your crying in your dorm at 4 am anyone can get into this school because honestly, we are all brain dead and they will accept anyone at this point but do not take the offer no matter what you do. You will regret your choice.
Have you heard of willamette university?

Oh you mean the soul sucker?
by what a do August 30, 2019
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University of South Florida

A third tier institution in Tampax, Florida known for their ridiculously lax admissions standards. They are the third largest "university" in the state of Florida behind UF and UCF. They recently experienced their best football season ever but even that won't attract quality students, as they rank last in the state in number of Merit Scholars. They pride themselves on being the only commuter school in the country with a ranked football team. Recently, administrators at the school announced they would not be able to construct housing for students because of the strong community support for the existing pawn shops and liquor stores that surround the campus. The current money mismanagement crisis at the school has caused students to question the number of luxurious pieces of furniture in the president's office, which include a miniature model of an on-campus football stadium with a plaque reading "Someday..." attached.
Ray Ray: "Dude! Did you get into the Tulsa Welding School?"
Tay Tay: "Nah man. They too selectionative.!"
Ray Ray: "Oh man. That's straight up whack!"
Tay Tay: "It's ok. I just got a football scholarship to the University of South Florida."
by Ray Ray the Jay September 26, 2008
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A nickname given to USC by jealous UCLA kids who couldn't afford USC.
My dad's movie bombed last year, so now University of Spoiled Children isn't an option.
by Mims22 September 19, 2007
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