When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't
"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".
"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"
"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"
by nav's mum March 24, 2017
Where you go to shake someones hand placing your hand out and right when they go to shake your hand you pull it back and pretend like your running your fingers thru your hair! lololololo
by roxbox007 February 06, 2020
by ur fav bad bitch hun May 23, 2022
A wanna be scene person who bash other wanna-be scene individuals. This person is a fake and think that they're scene.
by Sincerly, Charlotte June 03, 2009
Fake names are names that are hilarious and utterly inappropriate in the use of a substitute teacher or kahoot to make everyone laugh
Bro I told the sub that my name was Drew Peacock and he believed it and said"Is there a Droopy cock here? DrOoPy CoCk here? Where is DrEw PeAcOcK? Man that guy just loves fake names
by BigOlCLaps December 05, 2019
Someone who consistently uses words that appear to be fake to win at Words With Friends. Often times these words will be nonsensical and unknown words, even though the system accepts them for points.
Kyle: Check out the word I played for 50 points!
Ashley: Qi?
Kyle: Yeah I don’t know what it means and I can’t use it in a sentence but I’m definitely going to win the game now!
Ashley: You are the King of Fake Words.
Ashley: Qi?
Kyle: Yeah I don’t know what it means and I can’t use it in a sentence but I’m definitely going to win the game now!
Ashley: You are the King of Fake Words.
by Acrane101 December 26, 2019
People who act holy and self righteous when things go their way, but become pieces of shit when you disagree with them or call them out on their b.s.
Ali: "It's better to forgive and worry about yourself. We should all just agree for the sake of peace."
Omer: "I disagree."
Ali: "Wtf is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or retarded? Why can't you see I'm right?"
Omer: "How are you right?"
Ali: "Because I went to Yale, I pray everyday, am successful and everyone likes me."
Omer: "How does that make you right?"
Ali: "Wtf do you know Omer? You work in sales. And have like 50 followers. You barely know 10 surahs. I mean, you don't even have a beard."
Omer: "You just fake religious."
Omer: "I disagree."
Ali: "Wtf is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or retarded? Why can't you see I'm right?"
Omer: "How are you right?"
Ali: "Because I went to Yale, I pray everyday, am successful and everyone likes me."
Omer: "How does that make you right?"
Ali: "Wtf do you know Omer? You work in sales. And have like 50 followers. You barely know 10 surahs. I mean, you don't even have a beard."
Omer: "You just fake religious."
by Seven Eight6 April 09, 2020