Being the Fire chief

Being the fire chief is best defined as speaking out of your head, or talking in your sleep. While talking on the phone, should you suddenly become tired and start speaking crazy talk, you can be accused of "being the fire chief"

One night Eli was talking to Lauren on the phone and upon becoming very tired, Eli stated that he was the fire chief and proceeded to go into great detail of how he runs the fire house, hence he was "being the fire chief". This is the origin of this term.

by ChiefEP1234 June 16, 2010

Mexican Fire Alarm

To eat really gross mexican food (cheap tacos) and poop it out all over the hallway of a hotel or apartment and pull the fire alarm and watch everyone run through it.

"Oh dude that mexican fire alarm had me cleaning my feet for hours last night"

by gaddo847 March 26, 2009

Persian Fire Dragon

Dipping your penis in hot sauce and then having sex

I persian fire dragoned this girl in the vagina

by applebag09384=5091=82345=13 September 28, 2010

dresden fire bomb

This sexual act involves wearing two condoms with a later of deep heat between the two.

Begin with vaginal intercourse (doggy position) and right before ejaculation rip the first condom off exposing the deep heat and dive bomb into the ass creating an explosive reaction

Sam asked "why are you standing like that Eve ?"

Eve replies " Jeff the fag gave me a Dresden fire bomb last night".

Sam replies "so jelly"

by Pitsistheshit July 9, 2014

Filipino Fire Hydrant

It is the act of gently dunking your partner's tip into chili powder, let the spice sit for approximately one minute before delicately inserting into your partner's anal cavity.

Only place I'll take a filipino fire hydrant is on a ski lift. Ain't that right baby cakes?

by FireMan Ron February 12, 2018

Arabian fire drill

When you shit on a girl’s chest With the end of a lit string of fire crackers tucked in your ass crack whilst simultaneously trying to finish titfucking the steamy mass before the fire crackers destroy your ass.

“I got drunk and tried the Arabian fire drill. Haven’t shit right since.”

by Hot pancakes September 15, 2020

Fight my fires

expressing or exciting sexual love or passionate romance between two people who have been apart for a long time.

Once Cohen returns home from the army he's going to come fight my fires.

by S-ash February 3, 2015