ur dad lesbean

ur dad isn't gay, gae, or lesbian he is a lesbean .

mica- ur dad is gae
sarah- hes white
mica- so ur dad is a lesbian
sarah- no what the heck I said he is white
mica- so he's an lesbean
sarah- no ur dad lesbean

by whosrory March 6, 2022

Dad Bod

The muscles of a man (who has had kids) that usually pertains in the arms, shoulders, and stomach

Sally: OH, Jerry I love your dad bod!!
Jerry: Thanks Sally that's what happens after 3 kids

by Rdnkldy5 November 3, 2023

my dad

A term of respect for those close to you. Once a person becomes a dad, those that names them that will henceforth be known as 'sons'. If a dad declares another person their dad, then that person has the great honour of grandpa.

dads are normally greeted with their title by their sons, and they will often greet the sons back.

"John! My dad!!!" said Callum
"My son!!!" replied John

by a_zesty_boi August 8, 2018

my dad

belt beater 69000 a.k.a. nonexistent father

hey have you ever gotten the belt
no but my dad left and we got one of those belt beater 69000s

by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 12, 2019

sexy bomboclaut biggie negro is dad

Its like a phrase when your mad or anything really just say it when you dont know what else to say

Joe: "im breaking up with you"
John: "sexy bomboclaut biggie negro is dad"
Joe: "nevermind sugar plumps"

by i_am_mom February 11, 2024

my fatass dad

my dad is so fat you could walk across him for 1000000 years and only get to the balls ass and shlong

my fatass dad

by taint washer May 23, 2023

Dad went for milk

When a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk or cigarettes, but then they'll never come back.

Obviously Visho never talks about his dad. His Dad went for milk and never returned

by DalitLomdi February 4, 2023