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Swamp Donkey 

Swamp Donkey is one of the lowest forms of a woman. Always being extremely fat, ugly, smells of their dog and has an addiction to steroids. She will never shave (anywhere) and tell untold amounts of lies.Probably have a boyfriend with one ball and be partially deaf.
OMG ain't Sarah a Swamp Donkey
Swamp Donkey by munterhunter August 28, 2009

Bean Donkey 

Hey look at those bean donkeys swimming in the river.
Bean Donkey by C. Read September 4, 2006

Swamp Donkey 

Swamp Donkey-(n) 1. a low caliber female type who tries to pass them self off as a dime piece by trying to surround themselves with dimes, clearly never obtaining nothing more than penny piece status.
Kev: What's the deal with Andrea?

Tod: Oh the Swamp Donkey? No one wants that skank. Have you seen that shit that's in her eye?

Michelle: Nasssttyyyy...
Swamp Donkey by TR1V1UM- July 7, 2010

Hairy Donkey Pie 

A Sexual move in which the female component does not shave her anal regions for some time, growing a rectal bush of sorts. Anal intercourse is then partaken in, when the male climaxes, he removes his phallice from her rectum and blows his payload in the hair surrounding her anal gap, then slapping her on the ass, causing her to say 'hee-haw' and kick like a mule.
Dude me and my girlfriend had our first hairy donkey pie last night...it was great.
Hairy Donkey Pie by Iliad March 22, 2008

swamp donkey smackdown 

A female sporting event, usually, held on Saturday nights (to be announced) at a variety of locations (typically bars and night clubs). Although, most picture an over-weight foul smelling predator of a female; these Swamp Donkeys are not your typical breed. These are a whole new breed of Swamp Donkey. Our Swamp Donks' are smokin' hot women which any, potential, Swamp Wrangler would gladly have prey upon them.
Objective of the sport: Three separate matches involving two !!!HOT!!! chicks, minimally dressed, wading through the swamp (inflatable 6'X6' ring filled with a variety of liquid-like substances such as gelatin, pudding, oil, ect.) in search of three carrots ( clear, flat, acrylic carrot shaped items). Each match consists of three, three minute rounds in which, the donkeys must find at least one carrot per round. At the end of each round, the Donkey in possession of the carrot will win that round. But in order to be declared the winner, one Donkey must acquire three carrots. A fourth round is to be added if, necessary, to break a tied match.

The event wraps up with a Swamp Wrangler match which includes one lucky spectator from the audience to get down with all six Donkeys in the Swamp.

So, if you'd like to be the next Swamp Wrangler, check your local bars and night clubs for the next Saturday Nite Swamp Donkey Smackdown.
I got smacked at the Swamp Donkey Smackdown and liked it.

Swamp Donkey 

Large, fat, carp. Commonly associated with spawning fish in shalow water.
My buds and I grabbed a case of PBR and headed for the lake top fly fish for swamp donkeys.
Swamp Donkey by Carp Mojo June 9, 2011

full donkey 

A noun referring to a sexual position similar to "doggy-style" in which a man bones his partner from behind while he or she is on all fours. While in this position, the bottom partner begins to "hee-haw" like a donkey and bucks violently throughout, kicking his or her legs backwards simultaneously.
Dumb bitch kicked a hole in the wall while we were doing the full donkey.
full donkey by danandmatt69 June 21, 2013