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Cum Straw

Just before the male ejaculates he inserts a straw into his penis.
Colin was with his girlfriend, late at night, and she was giving him oral sex and he inserted the straw last minute so she could suck out the jizz! Therefore acting like a Cum Straw, this may feel uncomfortable for some males!
by Adam Miles January 1, 2009
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ninja cum

Ninja Cum: (1) The act of cumming inside of somebody without them ever knowing. (2) Also, the act of cumming on an unsuspecting victim without them knowing.
(1) Girl: Well that was fun, sorry you didn't finish Guy: I liked it ... one week later. Guy to Friend: I totally ninja came (past tense of ninja cum)

(2) Person 1: (time to ninja cum) *jerk, jerk, jerk* Person 2: *yawn* Person 1: *SPPPLOOOOOOSSSSHHHHH* Person 2: *yawn* Person 1: *silent zip* well, see you later. Person 2: bye
by will foster April 14, 2008
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Cum Gun

Charles shot his cum gun straight at Ashley's tits. Score!
by iceangelred86 October 17, 2008
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cum slut

A stupid ho, like Chelsea, who sucks my massive cock and others', just to get the sweet, gooey prize at the end. Is usually great at giving head, and drinks ssemen in large quantities.
After I blew a huge load on her face, Chelsea licked it off and begged for more, the little cum slut.
by Orgasm Donor January 13, 2004
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Cum Stain

A cum stain is when you get seamen on your cloths and stains a white mark on it.
Jake: Whats that on your T-shirt martin.

Martin Gasps!

Martin: Nothing :|

Jake: thats a cum stain ! HAHA :P
by John Ferdinand Hawks May 23, 2011
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Cum Bank

A hole in a lady (or man) where a payload is deposited by a man and he receives great short-term interest from his investment. cum dumpster
I choose to do my cum banking with Lauren as she has an excellent return rate.
by ska23 April 7, 2010
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Ape Cum

A very delicious drink, Sweet yet salty. Great for your heart and soul.
1: Jacey The Horse loves to drink ape cum
2: Jacey: Neighhh!! I would like a bottle of ape cum please."
by Steve Jackson23 January 17, 2010
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