1. A fake Christmas from the north pole who make toys for good boys and girls with his elves and wife.
2. A Turkish man named St. Nicholas who made little trinkets for poverty-stricken children and put the toys in the shoes they left on their doorsteps.
3. A lie parents tell their children so they don't cause trouble all year but'll never go to the 'jects.
4. The guy at the mall and the kids take a picture with some desperate fat guy who probably is a drunk who abuses his wife and hates kids.
2. A Turkish man named St. Nicholas who made little trinkets for poverty-stricken children and put the toys in the shoes they left on their doorsteps.
3. A lie parents tell their children so they don't cause trouble all year but'll never go to the 'jects.
4. The guy at the mall and the kids take a picture with some desperate fat guy who probably is a drunk who abuses his wife and hates kids.
1. "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
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3. Timmy, if you're good and quiet Santa Claus will get you that bike you want...and I can fuck Uncle Nick all year without you telling this time.
4. Ho!Ho!Ho...later...Fuckin' brats (chugs) this soup is cold bitch! (slaps wife).
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3. Timmy, if you're good and quiet Santa Claus will get you that bike you want...and I can fuck Uncle Nick all year without you telling this time.
4. Ho!Ho!Ho...later...Fuckin' brats (chugs) this soup is cold bitch! (slaps wife).
by MayaEA April 26, 2006
Get the santa claus mug.Sharp, usually curved nails. Is made of keratin, which is found in skin and hair. Many carnivorous animals have claws that they use to kill prey. When people think of claws, most people think of cats due to their claws. Many fictional animals have claws too, such as dragons, chupacabras, and werewolves.
Me: Whoa, look at those claws!
You: Wow!! i mean, that chupacabra ripped that guy apart!
Me: Oh fu-
You: It's coming for us!!
Me:Run!!!
You: Oh, wait, he's going for that cow.
Me:what a relief.
You: Wow!! i mean, that chupacabra ripped that guy apart!
Me: Oh fu-
You: It's coming for us!!
Me:Run!!!
You: Oh, wait, he's going for that cow.
Me:what a relief.
by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010
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An item of clothing that doesn't make you look like you need to get paid, but shows that you know how to have a good time
by mistressJ August 12, 2009
Get the Classy slut mug.One who adores Harry Potter, Anime, and Blondies. A rare species that can survive on Spaghetti with marinara and cheese or candy, the clads is often seen with a rifle, flag, or deathnote. The clads is very dangerous when aggressed, so don't cross her when you're in the jungle.
You: Look! It's a clads!
Your charming friend: Quick! Get a Tamaki!
The clads: >< grrrr
You and your charming friend: EEK! @_@ *throws Tamaki-sama*
The clads: mmmm ^_^ *contente growl*
Your charming friend: Quick! Get a Tamaki!
The clads: >< grrrr
You and your charming friend: EEK! @_@ *throws Tamaki-sama*
The clads: mmmm ^_^ *contente growl*
by Nightmare Nikki November 23, 2006
Get the clads mug.A British proto-punk band that was popular in the 70s and 80s. Laid the foundation for other forms of punk in the coming decades. Their music combined old rock and roll forms with avant-garde sounds.
by thuh Clash August 24, 2003
Get the The Clash mug.The mythical figure said to visit stoners that have been good in the last Weed Year, leaving them presents on 4/20 eve to reward them for their good behavior.
Ganja Claus is most often pictured as a jolly old rasta with long dredlocks, dressed head to toe in green. Rumours state that he flies through the sky on a lawn chair pulled by 8 giant sloths
Ganja Claus is most often pictured as a jolly old rasta with long dredlocks, dressed head to toe in green. Rumours state that he flies through the sky on a lawn chair pulled by 8 giant sloths
dude: "you gonna roll another one?"
other dude: "nah we've only got a ten bag left and dan will need a spliff after work..."
dude: "wow man, that's nice of you. I hope Ganja Claus is watching..."
other dude: "nah we've only got a ten bag left and dan will need a spliff after work..."
dude: "wow man, that's nice of you. I hope Ganja Claus is watching..."
by Olly J October 24, 2007
Get the Ganja Claus mug.Being brought up to believe in a religion by parents/family as a young child, the same way they teach you to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy. The child is too naive to have personal opinions at such a young age and believes what they are told. This can wear off with age (like with Santa Claus, etc.) but usually sticks as religion is too controversial to be brought up as ‘not true’ in society.
by watzit April 12, 2011
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