burger

demonym of people from the United States. It's a reference to their infatuation of fast food hamburgers made from questionable sources, their unintellectual obsession with basing complicated economic matters on the price of a McDonald's Big Mac, and the fact that the United States has one of the highest obesity rates in the world.

Burger: "I support bombing other countries because the United States is the greatest country in the world."
Rest of the world: "Shut up, you stupid burger."
*U.S. empire collapses*

by usaempirecollapsewatcher January 24, 2024

Bean Burger

verb: A fat girls vagina or a messy vagina

"Jolene has a bean burger"
"Here comes Jolene with the fat bean burger"

by Portajew January 28, 2024

Cock burger

A "burger" that consists of a rock hard Cock covered in semen, piss, and if your fucked up blood. It's a popular snack for Postotudes and sluts.

Dexon: Hey My booty bitch Kayla just ate my cock burger!

Nicholas: Nice can I give it a try?

Dexon: I guess I'm bisexual so COME HERE TO DADDY AND GET READY TO CHOKE AND SCREEM SLUT!!!

by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024

BUTTER ON BURGERS

1. A absolutely War crime if ww3 does break we shall go join russia

2. If rishi sunak or anyone like this there are now known as peadophiles

We locked a geezer for liking butter on burgers what a pedo!

by The geezer321 February 5, 2024

Dead burger

A burger that is dead and it is also known as "Luca"

I am going to play bridge on hive with Dead burger

by Mystic640 December 28, 2022

Burger

It's a fucking burger, you humber rat

Little Timmy: Five Guys has some of my favorite burgers.

Abaddon, Angel of the Abyss: You're just like me frfr

by apol_lyon January 1, 2023

Sploosh-burger

A regularly-cooked burger that is dunked in a bowl of water.

Person 1: Hey, man! I just came up with a cool idea for a new burger that you dunk in water, I call it the Sploosh-burger!

Person 2: Ew, bro that sounds like it’d be horrible.

Person 1: Alright then.

Person 3: I’m going to go sit in the corner and write a Haiku

by Douglass Freshness January 8, 2023