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emily calladine

a sexy broad. has a fat ass that I LOVE to eat and suck on. when she puts her toes in my mouth life feels great again. sometimes her pubes are long and almost choke me out but i kinda like being strangled by her long luscious vagina hair. the best part of my day is coming home and peaking out from under her bed as she beats the shit out of bella. i end up coming out at night and lick every inch of her asshole. emily is the love of my life (even tho she is asleep for most of our amazing times together)
person 1: have you ever sucked a brown starfish?

person 2: no?

person 1: try emily calladines
by mickeydickens March 17, 2025
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Emily

The most annoying girl in the world, thinks she's "quirky" cause she acts "spontaneous" with friends.
Omg Emily! You're such a crackhead!!11!!1!
by weeniexx September 8, 2020
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Emily

Emily is a person who has a heart of gold, pretty, stunning, gorgeous, charming and are the complete definition of amazing. They are funny, and will lighten up a room, no matter what . They are also cute, lovable and have a smile that brings everyone joy. No one deserves someone like as cool as Emily and humanity should all be very grateful that they exist, for our sake. People who hate Emily are jealous of their flawless personality and the fact that Emily stole their bitches; Emily has all the drip, all the ladies, all the kindness and all the brains, while remaining a complete gentle girlboss. Sometimes Emily might feel insecure or upset, but this is a reminder of how precious they are to everyone, and that they’ll always have their back.
Someone: I hate Emily
The whole world: *on their way to ruin this person’s life*
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Emily

Sexy Man #1: Look at this pic of Emily
Sexy Man #2: Hot
by Chadley Bradley March 16, 2021
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Emily

Emily is the most caring person in the world, she’s always there for you no matter what, she is beautiful even if she doesn’t think it, she is a kind spirited person, she’s the one who you want to keep around, she’s very shy but will open up to you if you let her and give her time, she’s the love of my life, and will always be the love of my life, she doesn’t know how important she is to me, she has beautiful blue eyes that i could look at for hours, her laugh is my favorite thing about her, shes the only girl i want
emily is bonita
by aaliyah_mathis March 22, 2023
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Emily

On the contrary to the rest of the definitions, Emily’s are usually two faced. They are most likely brunette, with questionable humour saying stuff like “that’s so gay” when they are straight af. Never trust an Emily, for they will take you down with your own arrow. At first they may appear to be social, loud with a big personality, but all that masks deep insecurities that reveal themselves in unflattering humour and random acts of cruelty just to stay in the limelight. If you’ve ever had a problem with an Emily, whether rumours or loosing friends over somebody “everyone thinks is nice” but upsets your gut, I see you!!
“Isn’t Emily so funny?”
“She gaslights her friends and spreads random rumours for the fun of it… but if ‘everyone’ likes her..”
by iNtoXiCaTiNg_jOe November 21, 2021
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Emily

Emily is dora
Im dora /emily
by Hxtihxyj djcyvf April 22, 2021
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