Split the wood

A mark ass nigga that splits the backwood instead of unraveling the backwood

Yo this nigga Marcus deadass just split the wood

by Splithewood December 2, 2016

North Woods Nimrod

Renown cannibal and resident of the wilderness of Green Bay, Wisconsin. Long time pals with a slender man and Rumor has it he has had babies with 8 different species. Huge packer backer but hasn’t been seen in decades. Some say he’s just a legend, others say the man is Brett Favre.

“During the winter of 2009 the Green Bay city council issued a mandatory curfew after the North Woods Nimrod took a lunch break to the local elementary school.”

Green Bay, Wisconsin
Packer backer
Brett Favre

by Bichael Newhouse April 21, 2018

Slapping the Wood

A way to refer to masturbation using male genitalia

"I was Slapping the Wood last night."

by Aubri the Thugshaker May 11, 2023

Wood slut

A slut for wood, loves wood paddle spankings and shlopping all over that rich wood. Especially loves some wood smut.

How much wood could a wood slut slut if a wood slut could slut wood

Dirty little wood slut

Andrew was such a slut for wood. He's a wood slut

by Aaron McKipps January 16, 2024

Woods

An absolute legend that made my childhood.

Did you see Woods in the new cod?

by Fretfulbird39 January 16, 2023

cat wood

sex but the parts are small

i haad cat wood

by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023

Bullers wood

bullers wood is a school full of slags who don’t know anything other than how to snake on everything.. they had a protest and all of a sudden they all think they’re the shit when in reality no one cares they won’t admit it but they’re all hated by other schools

in conclusion just don’t go to bullers

i went bullers wood turns out i had over 80 ex’s by year 9

by UrMum.com October 24, 2020