Bird Watcher

A Karen spying in the neighborhood for people to report for violating local laws, rules and ordinances.

“ That bird watcher got another one ticketed for playing the music too loud”

by Hyper918 May 10, 2023

xtreme_weather

big weather tiktok guy that has over 130k+ followers

yo, xtreme_weather just dropped a new video

by xtreme_weather May 13, 2023

adhd watching

When you're watching a show but you have adhd & can't focus so you do other stuff with the show in the bg

me adhd watching The Simple Life by typing this

by Superjuliam May 20, 2023

exam weather

That phenomenon where the exam season of many second & third level academic institutions coincides with record breaking sunny weather perfect for outdoor extracurricular activities, only for the weather to promptly return to cloudy rain once they're done.

"Oi, Ollie! We're off Sparchin' ya comin'?"
"Fucking can't, Physiology & Anatomy exam tomorrow! "
"Ah that's harsh, fucking Exam Weather...

by Slackerdawg May 29, 2023

Terrorist Watchlist

The FBI runs the Terrorist Screening Database (TSDB). Handle code 1 and 2 is the no fly list with ties and handle code 3 and 4 is non investigative subjects with no ties and is really a blacklist for gangstalking but the deep state puts out disinformation and gaslights everyone. CIA runs electronic harassment and FBI runs gangstalking and Fusion Centers sychronize everything and they use all of their partnerships as partners in crime and flying monkeys to smear campaign, gaslight, harass.

Targeted Individuals are all on Terrorist Watchlist.

by TI Satan June 26, 2023

Billy Weather

One of the most accurate weather forecasting systems in the north east. Has saved many golf leagues from cancellation.

Billy weather says there is a window.

by westvale July 3, 2023

Apple Watch

Apple's take on the "Spy Watch" from Spy Kids (film made: March 30, 2001).

- You can read the time (because apparently numbers are letters now...??
- Talk to your deceased grandma (they have Apple Watches in heaven)
- and most importantly Watch YouTube (cool right?!)

I love my Apple Watch, I can finally Watch YouTube on my wrist!

by 4uffin July 4, 2023