Lauren went home to her boyfriend Sam on Valentines Day and said “Alright chicken dick, fancy a pink wank tonight?”
by DroopingPlant February 13, 2025
Get the Pink Wankmug. When you jerk off or get a hand job that makes you cum hard you scream so loud your bro in the next room cums too from a context orgasm.
Dude, whatever porn you were watching last night caused a straight up Hanky Wank. I’d say get some headphones but that shit was hot.
Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?
“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”
Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?
“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”
by doctordual639 February 29, 2024
Get the Hanky Wankmug. The apotheosis of living for the modern middle aged family man. Netflix and chill, for husbands who have long ago abandoned both erotic frisson and euphemism.
"The wife's away, so I'm going to treat myself to a Deliveroo and wank."
"You mean..."
"Yes, a lukewarm curry followed by furious self abuse."
"You mean..."
"Yes, a lukewarm curry followed by furious self abuse."
by bighairyotter August 10, 2021
Get the Deliveroo and wankmug. by Christophlambpie August 15, 2023
Get the Wank muppetmug. A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.
Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
by Dr Form November 1, 2020
Get the Blue Badge Wankmug. is just another fancy schmancy word for masturbation. That's all. Pretty simple.
For linguists who are working on a masters degree or higher that want to dive deeper into this word, it can also be spelled “wank & spank”, “wankenspank” or “wank and spank”
For linguists who are working on a masters degree or higher that want to dive deeper into this word, it can also be spelled “wank & spank”, “wankenspank” or “wank and spank”
by Bill Beef July 3, 2025
Get the Wank n' spankmug. by blUeagLeye23 June 28, 2023
Get the wankingmug.