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Gods touch 

When you are dropping a deuce at a certain height in which splashes against your ass cheek
Jeff: The toilet water just splashed my ass
Stefanie: it's known as gods touch
Gods touch by Bakarra December 4, 2014

Rapist Touch

A player with a first touch in Football(Soccer) that is so horrid that it goes immediately to the opposite team or out of bounds.
I gave Gino the perfect through ball and he just had to show off his Rapist Touch and fuck it all up.

Dutch Touch 

A situation very similar to a dutch oven, however hands-based foreplay continues and neither sexual partner attempts to make eye contact.
"Let one go in bed last night with the missus."
"That must have been awkward"
"Not really, we just carried on with the Dutch Touch"
Dutch Touch by Slinkynuts August 7, 2015

smooth touch

Your having a brilliant day and then you decide to rub icyhot on your legs and the friction makes the icyhot goes to your nuts/vagina
I gave my friend the smooth touch when he threw dog shit at me

crotch-touch 

The act of touching ones own, a friend's, a partner's or even a complete stranger's crotch and or surrounding region.
Kristina: "Hey! Can we please have crotch-touch together tonight ?"
Santa: "Ohh Kristina, you've been a naughty girl this year! Of course crotch-touch can happen."
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Superhero Touchdown 

The act in which you launch your body off of a stationary object and into the vagina of a human female. While in the air, you shout, "I'm cumming in hot". This is usually done while wearing a cape.
Daniel gave me the Superhero Touchdown last night.