Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

by AntiCommunistAction April 09, 2021

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Tree-tard

A degrading or endearing term for lumberjacks and foresters, usually directed towards students who know way too much about dendrology

"Hey, look at all the tree-tards walking to lumberjack class"

by TimberJack26 September 11, 2023

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night tree

When a guy gets a unexpected boner late at night.

*Guy wakes up from a nap late at night*
Oh shit bro I got a night tree
Other dude: man me too, night tree

by Sillyfrannie January 07, 2024

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Do you see Palm Trees?

When you're in the car (as a driver or passenger) and someone in the car rolls the windows down when it's freezing outside and they don't need too.

Driver: *Rolls down window in 10⁰ weather*
Passenger: Bro wtf?
Driver: What?
Passenger: Really? Do you see Palm Trees? Roll the fucking window up!
Driver: Ok ok jeez. *Rolls window back up*

by Gizmo0401 December 04, 2023

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mark tree

A musical instrument also called wind chimes that bands utilize. Makes an incredible amount of noise if you touch it accidentally or run by. Played by running a finger through it.

The percussionist ran his finger through the mark tree at the beginning of the piece.

by BandNazi May 09, 2007

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