Topher Snow-ball

When a man-child stalks and torments women he's only known for a very short period of time. (Less than a couple of hours). Then freaks out because they want nothing to do with his fat, missing tooth jackolantern smile. He shakes his jowls and cries to everyone around him about " why girls don't like him"....

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Also the term for when a man gets off watching his buddies whack off. As in.....did you hear about Chris? He's let like 8 guys jerk off in front of him!!! Oh the old Topher Snow-ball!!! I've never met a "straight" guy that's liked that so much!!!

Ex: really Emily, he freaked out on you because you didn't respond to his Facebook message two minutes ago!? And now he's calling you constantly leaving increasingly hysterical messages. He totally Topher Snow-balled you!!!

by Ninetwenty May 16, 2014

snow globe baby

When an adult has a, usually cute or adorable, baby face as if they had been stuck in an ageless snow globe.

After Tom had shaved his beard it was obvious that he was a snow globe baby.

by Indiebreadkid November 24, 2015

snow

very cool very smart very pwetty very cutie ilysm 😉😗

“hey have you seen snow today?”
“HECK YEAH BABY SNOW IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER 😉😗

by reilovesalexturner June 12, 2021

snow snow

snow snow

a comomly used shorter version of the word snow monkey

the child of a black and white parent (snow snow)

Their child is a snow snow

by infantile industries July 2, 2009

snow white chimp

It is derogatory response to "black monkey" meant for white folks

We are from the jungle, but your snow white chimp

by MEDDY April 11, 2025

Snow Bunion

Those little, hard, dirty bits of snow and ice that collect along the side of a plowed road.

I like to swerve and run over snow bunions, when I'm bored.

by The Glunk January 1, 2012

snow

white, dry cum

yoo i just snorted some snow

by ultimate.arsonist April 29, 2021