two hundred level

To remove the cover from the top of a toilet tank, defacate in the tank and replace the tank top.

Dude, that party was so lame I just had to do a two hundred level.

by lyonsbrook August 18, 2006

two part series

A two part series is when extenuating circumstances do not allow you to finish a bowel movement all the way.

I need to finish up this two part series because I had to answer the door while I was on the pot!

I can see that this needs to be a two part series, because i need to get back to work in 10 minutes.

by TTM May 10, 2005

two-time sally

a convienence store customer who has become so overwhelmed with the options presented concerning lactose and other dairies that they develop habits pretaining to anti sematism, and barnyard animals.

the woman stood before the clerk and had a look on her face... two-time sally, arab.

by tom selick April 28, 2005

meat & two veg

a tastey english meal

meat and veg

by fred November 25, 2003

two day gay

Someone who tests the gay waters for two days, takes it in the ass and realizes that it hurts to much to be gay.

My roommate was a two day gay the summer before college.

by J. Clyde Sharp October 7, 2007

one-two punch

When you're doing your girl from behind doggy style and without warning you pull out and stick it in her ass.

I gave my girl the one-two punch last night

by LordSyrinex February 24, 2010

Two Fat Yams

Cousin of wordHalf a Yam on the Floor/word, brother of wordTwo Yams in a Bag/word, and distant relative of wordChow Yun Fat/word. Not as good an actor, but indistinguishable from all other relations.

Karate Kid: Man, Two Fat Yams can wreck Bruce Lee!
Karate Kracker: Chuck Norris can kick all your asses!
Some Other Guy: Shut the fuck up.

by Noodlepie September 19, 2003