over-pooped

Similar to over-slept but instead of a delicious sleep making you late, a delicious lengthy poop makes you late. Or some times agonizing constipation, or high- fiber poo. Whatever the case, you have to call in late because you were "delayed" "held up in traffic" etc. Your family and closest friends know the truth.

MAN ON TOILET: "Honey , please call my boss. Tell him I'll be 15 minutes late. I'm held up in traffic."
WIFE: "Looks like you OVER-POOPED again."

by Tupac Insecure April 14, 2014

Siamese Poop

When your spouse or partner is sitting on the toilette peeing or pooping, the other person sits on top and poops through their partners legs.

My wife was using the toilette, and I had to go really bad, so I asked her if it was alright if I took a Siamese Poop. Of course she said yes.

by Goonga Lagoonga June 8, 2018

Poop Plunk

The sound poop makes as it hits the water; the splashing noise as one defecates

Mike was hitting it off with his wife's family until his poop plunk episode ruined his luck.

by Thomas 5 May 18, 2010

poop chute

where young boys hide their G.I. joes

"hey billy, take that action figure out of your poop chute."

by fuck u February 9, 2004

Pepper Poop

A pepper poop is a dump taken the day, or several following days after eating a very spicy pepper, usually refering to a ghost pepper. It is usually quite painful, despite being in total liquid form. It burns almost as much as it did when it went in. The smell is horrible as well, and burns the nose and sinuses. In short, eating, digesting, and expelling ghost peppers....Is horrible

Mike: How'd eating that ghost pepper go?
Jack: It went down okay......but man, I had a mad Pepper Poop after that man, it burned like hell

by That guy who burned his face May 23, 2012

Poop Flinger

Poop flinger is a monkey, or sometimes monkey-like people who fling poop. The poop vary from large smelly ones of their own, to small not-smelly ones from their friends. THey're not in danger, they own the jungle. All other niamls are terrified of the poop flinger. Their leader is Mertek.

Holy shit! That fucking monkey just fucking threw shit at me!

AHHH!!! MERTTEEKKK!!

by Crashed July 25, 2004

poop dick

In addition to the other definitions listed...

(noun) a man who engages in anal sex with any other; the giver; the aggressor.

(transitive verb) to poop dick someone would be to penetrate the poo cutter of another.

(noun) Is that poop dick? Yeah! That's him alright! And that's poop dick's victim.

(transitive verb) I poop dicked a girl for the first time last night, but she didn't much enjoy it.

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 9, 2008