gotta beat my meat

The song made by my retarded friend at school sings when needs to masturbate

Oh shit! My eggroll is erect I gotta beat my meat!

by Wa Wa Waterboy April 23, 2018

Beats the fuck out of me

When someone ask you a question and you don’t know the answer to it

“Hey how’s Johnny doing”
“Beats the fuck out of me man”

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Beat a anime girl day

Beat a anime girl day is where simps are forced to beat them to death and can’t scream for help

Beat a anime girl day is treated for the simps and the ones who don’t like anime

by DerekChro02 May 4, 2022

National beat Ernesto day

On March 21st, throw hands at your local Ernesto from behind. Knock 'em senseless. Pray he has good insurance.

Oh shit Cecile, it's National beat Ernesto day! GET ERNESTO'S ASS!

by Frozenko March 21, 2021

Beat a furry to death week

Beat a furry to death week starts on November 28th and ends on December 3rd. This week lets you beat any furry you see to absolute death, and they can't say anything.

furry: NO YOU CANT BEAT ME TO DEATH THATS ABLEIST AND HOMOPHOBIC!!
epic gamer chad: it's beat a furry to death week, motherfucker.

by nudepenisbiganal69 November 27, 2022

Daddy beat me up

Daddy beat me up

Daddy beat me up

by Kmqq April 21, 2023

Beat the Bitch Outta Me

V: To exercise past the point of not wanting to workout: to workout with the intent of breaking one's own weak will. To focus primarily on the mental aspect of a workout in order to extend the limits of one's mental endurance.

Ben: What are you doing today?

James: I'm going to the gym to beat the bitch outta me.

Ben: You'll be there awhile, I imagine.

James: farts and walks away

by Centauri Soldier November 2, 2010