Scrap Monkey

A person who is battling around the workplace with nothing better to do

"Raph do some work ya Kiwi scrap monkey"

by Discojoeyjoe July 5, 2015

Keyboard monkey

Somebody working a deskjob in a position that revolves (almost) entirely of entering data into fields, or similar menial tasks that requires little thought or input. These jobs are filling spreadsheets all day or writing for Buzzfeed. Basically somebody that works a job that you could train a monkey to do if a monkey could use a computer.

John: "I work all day, nine-to-five, and it's hard work!"

Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."

by FR333KSH0W January 19, 2021

Mankey Monkeys

A Friends ship group that never stops caring for each other

Aye you’re the Mankey Monkeys, right?

by Videogamesarethebestperiod. May 21, 2021

Monkey fucked

When you get screwed over

Sounds like your boss just monkey fucked you man!!!!

by Heatoshun October 24, 2017

Monkey Ducky

Combined efforts of Monkey Ducky create the worlds most intellectual super heroic creatures. Without the two, we would not exist.

"I love Monkey Ducky, for teaching me the ways of life and love"

by Jack the Knifeeeee April 5, 2010

Monkey thrust

The act of getting a run up before penetration of the sexual holes

Girl lemme monkey thrust you.

by The Berger and Ethan May 17, 2019

The hairy monkey

He ugly as frick but he like a chimpanzee and he’s cuddly so we didn’t put him down yet

Oh man, the hairy monkey is very... CHILL

by THE CHICKENMAN1182 December 10, 2019