Beefy Tits

When a female breast consists of more muscle than fat. Pretty nasty if you ask me...

"WTF?! That powerdyke has beefy tits! She must be one of them nasty body builders!"

by Winged Poop November 11, 2004

bulldozing with your tits

Woman manipulating or pushing a guy around to get her way. Most appropriately used to describe an irritating bitch with big tits.

I am tired of you always trying to get your way, pushing me around and giving me vagitude. Stop bulldozing with your tits! You're not getting your way!

by JMSMD September 25, 2006

fruit roll up tits

breasts that are unusually saggy, and resemble fruit roll us.

"hey man deanna's got some fruit roll up tits goin on!"

by kate mcnasty October 22, 2008

calm your tits

Someone has become so angry that it's becoming out of control, they're impossible to calm down. So, one says they should "calm their tits".

Tammy: You know what I really think of you?

Jon: What?

Tammy: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY, ATROCIOUS, ROTTEN, DECOMPOSING, NASTY, MENSTRUAL RAG!! YOU SUCK BITCH!!! YOU SUCK!!!! GO TO HELL AND BECOME THE DEVIL'S PLAY TOY!!! GO GET MUTILATED AND EATEN ALIVE AFTERWARDS YOU FUCKING BUM!!! YOU FUCKING SLUMLORD!!! EAT MY SHIT AND SUFFOCATE IN MY ASSHOLE!!!!!

Jon: Calm your tits already, Jesus!

by Overstored Milk October 19, 2014

orangutan tits

n. A girl whos tits look like fleshy pantyhose with tangerines in them, that hang at least to her belly button

Britney has some nasty orangutan tits, that you have to swing out of the way for vaginal insertion

by Christopher A. Jackson December 12, 2006

giggle-tits

Nickname for a girl with extremely large breasts who laughs all the time, especially after drinking too much.

Lynsey is such a giggle-tits after she has a few vodka tonics; she laughs at everything.

by Dane Reeves January 12, 2009

Flipper Tits

breasts that are shaped like fins or flippers; triangular, flipper-shaped breasts

"That girls got some flipper tits!"

by KneeSaw October 24, 2008