dutch montana

While on an official tour of the Grote Kerk, you insert a Ponderosa Pinecone in the anal and/or vaginal orifice of your partner while occupying the third from left confession booth.

Female: Babe, Lets do a Dutch Montana since we're here.
Male: Yes please! I got the pinecone, let's tell the guide we're going to check out the confession booths.

by Joe_Pesci March 24, 2021

get in dutch

To get in trouble. American idiom. May be related to "Dutch uncle."

I'm afraid I'll get in dutch because of my screw-up.

by AncientGeek April 7, 2021

Dutch chick

Chicks with dicks

I was looking on the internet for hot dutch chicks and to my surprise the web site had chicks with dicks!

by Fronadil April 30, 2021

Dutch Hayride

A wagon loaded with liquor and inflatable love dolls.

Wanna go on a Dutch Hayride?

by Zupdogg May 18, 2021

Dutch Bellows

When you lean forward while taking a dump and a blast of shitty-smelling air comes up from the collar of your shirt, wafting your face

At the end of a night of Taco Bell, you're at risk for a Dutch Bellows while on the toilet.

I Dutch Bellows'd myself during my coffee-shit this morning.

by Ace-Money May 20, 2021

Dutch

Awesome, cool, surprisingly good

“I just got a mad deal on some shoes”
“That’s dutch”

by Black Garfield November 5, 2021

Dutch crossover

The act of defecating while doing a hand stand and then grabbing the stool with your feet and, while remaining in hand stand position, placing it on your head with your feet.

Unbenounced to her husband, Sally had become quite adept at preforming a dutch crossover in her spare time.

by An actual dutch person November 5, 2021