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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

A sleeping hippo is when When you look into a toilet bowl and there is a big fat round turd sitting there floating with no toilet paper in sight
by Chimpokaziza April 7, 2023

Something severely underrated by a wider community.
Based on the 2015 Doctor Who episode of the same name.
Based on the 2015 Doctor Who episode of the same name.
by DriverHenryWho3245 June 18, 2024

A Sleep Paralysis Demon is when you're sleeping, then startled into a half-awake state, in which a scary creature, (often gargoyle-like), has you in its grasp. Usually from behind. You can feel its body against your and its claws digging into your skin. You are frozen. Perhaps frozen in fear. But not necessarily, since I've tried to fight them off, but I'm still frozen. Your partially awake mind, wonders how it got in your room. You will assume through the window. As they are often hawk-like, or Doberman-like, you figure they just crashed through the window. If it's man, it's scarier, because he's usually squeezing your jewels.
If you stay cool, and keep reaching for your rational mind, logic will win out, and the fear will dissipate rather quickly, and you'll wake up. On the other hand, if you're the emotional type and given to weird beliefs, as you start thawing you flip your sh*t and start screaming. This is the "Night Terror" part of it.
If you stay cool, and keep reaching for your rational mind, logic will win out, and the fear will dissipate rather quickly, and you'll wake up. On the other hand, if you're the emotional type and given to weird beliefs, as you start thawing you flip your sh*t and start screaming. This is the "Night Terror" part of it.
Sleep Paralysis Demon: "So I was at the dealership shopping for a car today. I felt there was something a little off about the salesman. Nothing major, just quiet baldy weird. That night he's in my dream and he's got zero respect for body space. Every time I ask him something he walks up nearly face to face to me as he explains things. I can nearly taste the tofu on his breath. Next thing I know he's spooning me in bed with his hand in a vice grip around my nads. I was frozen stiff as I tried to eek out, "I'll buy the car. First thing in the morning. I promise."
by Frip88 July 26, 2025

Something that I don't do.
by Some ugly ass trans bitch November 28, 2019

When someone takes an absolute steamer on you when you’re asleep, but cleans you off with a hot flannel and soap before you can wake to realise.
by Emiliath March 16, 2021

A self-explanatory term for a city that needs sleep such as a city that has a nearly empty nightlife or a city that has a virus (or any carriers of disease) infecting numbers of its denizens.
Bob: I just went to Austin, Texas. Man, that city needs sleep.
Luke: I agree man, the disease hits hard on Austin, Texas. There is about a few people infected there.
Luke: I agree man, the disease hits hard on Austin, Texas. There is about a few people infected there.
by Lighter_Waterfalls April 3, 2020
