The Great Masters of Pubic Science

The company of The Great Masters of Pubic Science were founded by the two top managers, Freda Mason & Georgia Sofokleous. They're main work is to do anything that has stuff to do with pubescity and ask people about how hairy their "garden" is in their "magic kingdom" and also give awards to guys with the sexiest titties (who is now fired for a very important reason) and girls with the most penis-looking vaginas. Thanks to The Great Masters of Pubic Science, there are now special shampoos and conditioners specially made to keep your pubic hair healthy, damage-free and nice smelling, so your partner doesn't complain about your pubic hair smelling like your breath (in other words, like SHIT!). You can find our shampoos and conditioners anywhere in drugstores where they sell cocaine, roofies and flavored condoms. We hope you enjoy using our pubic cleaning products. Oh, and if you have the hairiest "garden" or the biggest guy nipples contact us. I'm not telling you how, just find a way. : Thank you.

Yesterday: I'VE JUST BEEN AWARDED THE KING OF SEXY TITTIES BY THE GREAT MASTERS OF PUBIC SCIENCE! :D
Today: Wtf?! I just got fired coz I showed my sexy titties to one of the managers and not the rest of the horny company. D:

by TheGreatMasterofPubicScience May 2, 2011

for those who don't speak fluent science

a figure of speech or to simplify something confusing in science

"anyways for those who don't speak fluent science what i'm saying is they originally used snail snot(mucus) to make the color purple"

by Bacon Milk April 1, 2022

for those who don't speak fluent science

to simplify something confusing for yall who don't pay attention in science (seriously pay attention!!)

the teacher looked at the class and said "anyways for those who don't speak fluent science they originally used snail snot/slime to make the color purple"

by Bacon Milk April 7, 2022

Brett Del Buono as Manhattan Project Scientist

Brett Del Buono, from 'Let Me In' to 'Oppenheimer,' as a Concerned Scientist; his face looks like he's mad, but his acting is fire.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's that concerned-looking scientist in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Brett Del Buono as Manhattan Project Scientist! From vampires to atoms, he's got range.

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

Hard Problem of the Social Sciences

The prediction problem. Unlike in physics, where you can isolate variables and predict an eclipse to the second, social sciences (economics, political science, sociology) deal with complex, reflexive systems. Humans react to predictions, changing the outcome (the "Lucas Critique"). The hard problem is: Can you have a real science of human society if its core subjects alter their behavior upon hearing your findings? True scientific laws are supposed to be invariant. Social "laws" are more like trends that expire once people know about them, making the field perpetually one step behind a moving target.

Example: An economist develops a perfect model predicting stock market crashes. Once published, investors see it and adjust their behavior to avoid the predicted conditions, thereby preventing the very crash the model forecasted. The model is now wrong. The hard problem: The act of studying the system changes it. This makes falsification—the bedrock of science—incredibly tricky. Social science thus often ends up explaining the past very well (postdiction) but failing at predicting the future, which is what we usually want from a science. Hard Problem of the Social Sciences.

by Nammugal January 24, 2026

Hard Problem of the Natural Sciences

The tension between reductionism and emergence. The natural sciences (physics, chemistry, biology) succeed by breaking things down into constituent parts. But the most interesting phenomena—life, consciousness, ecosystems—are emergent properties of complex systems that seem irreducible. The hard problem is: Can a "theory of everything" that only describes the most fundamental particles ever explain why a heart breaks or a forest thrives? Or does each level of complexity (chemical, biological, ecological) require its own irreducible laws and explanations, making the reductionist dream incomplete?

Example: You can have a perfect, complete physics textbook describing quarks and forces, a perfect chemistry textbook on bonding, and a perfect biology textbook on genetics. None of them will contain the chapter "How to Be a Brave Wolf Protecting Its Pack." That behavior emerges from a dizzying hierarchy of systems. The hard problem: The natural sciences are stuck between a rock and a hard place. The rock is the reductionist belief that everything is just particles. The hard place is the obvious reality that "just particles" cannot account for meaning, purpose, or complex agency without something being lost in translation. Hard Problem of the Natural Sciences.

by Enkigal January 24, 2026

Hard Problem of the Exact Sciences

The chasm between mathematical perfection and physical reality. Physics and mathematics are the "exact sciences" because they use precise, logical formalism. But the hard problem is that our most accurate mathematical models (like quantum field theory) describe a reality that is utterly alien to human experience and sometimes logically paradoxical. The math works with breathtaking precision, but does it mean we understand reality, or just that we've found a consistent symbolic game that predicts instrument readings? Are we discovering the universe's blueprint, or just inventing a language it happens to obey in our experiments?

Example: Schrödinger's equation in quantum mechanics predicts outcomes with insane accuracy. But its solution, the wave function, describes a particle being in multiple places at once (superposition) until measured. The hard problem: The mathematics is exact and clear. The physical interpretation of what's "really happening" is a murky, unresolved philosophical nightmare. The exact science gives us perfect numbers but no coherent story. It’s like having a flawless instruction manual written in a language where every word has seven contradictory meanings. Hard Problem of the Exact Sciences.

by Enkigal January 24, 2026