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China Syndrome

Also known as Mao's Revenge, this illness is typically the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss and a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.
Be sure to bring a roll of Charmin with you, the local one-ply doesn't hold up to China Syndrome
by Unsuspecting Foreigner July 27, 2009
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Stoner Syndrome

When a stoner consistently looses and/or misplaces things, becomes forgetful, laughs at stupid things, and/or asks stupid questions.
"dude. i lost my keys, my phone, my wallet, &even my left shoe today! what is going on with me?

Bro, sounds like you've got stoner syndrome..
by thnksfrnthng October 4, 2010
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Nail Syndrome

When one has a big dick but doesn't know how to use it.
ME: That poor Kyle never gets any

BONI: Yea, he has a huge dick too...

ME: He must have a case of the Nail Syndrome
by Jizmo Beach June 16, 2010
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Aguilera Syndrome

The act of trying to showboat a talent one is known for, whether it is vocally, physically, or mentally, and screwing up at the wrong place at the wrong time. Can be easily treated by keeping it simple and doing it right.
Christina Aguilera, we get it, you can sing, but please don't screw up the National Anthem...she did. This was the most recent documented live cases of Aguilera Syndrome.
by ;ojgoag May 17, 2011
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queen syndrome

When you pamper your girlfriend so much that, she uses it to demand alot, neglect your feelings and think that since you pamper her so much, you'll never leave her.
<Eric> That dude is really spoiling his Gf..
<Jess> What is he doin'?
<Eric> He bought her a car, he bought her a necklace and he keeps doing things for her all the time.
<Jess> Oh man I bet she has Queen Syndrome now.
<Eric> Yeah.. I bet he's miserable and can't even say it.
by DenoteDX February 22, 2008
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Rock Syndrome

When you are piss drunk and a) can't control your actions or b) can't control what complete bullshit comes out of your mouth. The next day you wake up and remember what you did or said and want to crawl under a rock and die. Rock Syndrome.
Man, Evan was shit faced last night. Did you see what that idiot was doing??? He's going to have some serious rock syndrome today.
by LateNiteTV March 14, 2009
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Komer Syndrome

When an individual enjoys masturbation in public places. Most often truck stop restrooms and random senior living facilities.
I've got a bad case of Komer Syndrome. I'd better not go with you to visit your grandmother in the nursing home today.
by Joanie Loves Your Mom May 7, 2013
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