rich bitch syndrome 

rich bitch syndrome or rbs is when a child is spoiled to the point where they believe they are better than anyone and anything. ironically they are not always rich. after departing their parents when they are not treated like royalty they shield their behavior with insults which they come to regret.

she has rich bitch syndrome

rich bitch syndrome by narwhal123 February 28, 2015

Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome 

condition of the jaw and surrounding structures, causing pain and dysfunction in the muscles that control jaw movement, resulting from excessive indulgence in performing oral sex on men and/or other male species.

Doctor: "Not to worry Mrs. Johnson, the test results show that it's only Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome, not a fractured vertabra as you feared. I'll be delicate in my report so as not to alert Mr. Johnson of what a freak you are."

Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome by cyclopath July 28, 2015

Netflix Withdrawal Syndrome 

The feeling of utter loss and depression one feels after finishing all the episodes of a really good show on Netflix

When I finished watching every second of 'Friends", I was at a loss. Must be a pretty severe case of Netflix Withdrawal Syndrome

Netflix Withdrawal Syndrome by AnAngryMongoose August 28, 2016

musical stockholm syndrome 

When an annoying song gets stuck in your head so much that you begin to like it.

"Oh my god, that Bieber song has been stuck in my head all week. I think I actually like it. "

"Nah dude, that's just musical Stockholm Syndrome."

musical stockholm syndrome by Shelly Traylor Boat June 4, 2016

narcissistic birthday syndrome 

a condition in which ones birthday (or month) is approaching so the person in question completely ignores everything in life except his or her upcoming birthday. Constantly reminding others that his or her day is approaching, planning their own parties, suggesting gifts, and changing the subject of every social conversation in to something about said birthday.

Guy: "Greg's birthday is coming up, are you going to his party?"
Girl: "How can you not? He's only reminded me every day since last month and invited me to his 3 parties he planned for himself. His narcissistic birthday syndrome is in full swing."

narcissistic birthday syndrome by quixilver09 January 11, 2017

Vertical Bitch Syndrome 

VBS (Vertical Bitch Syndrome) is where your companion is a total bitch when they are standing and/or sitting upright.

When me and my girl are laying in the bed (horizontal) she is the sweetest thang ever, but as soon as we get out of the bed she turns into a royal bitch,.i.e Vertical Bitch Syndrome.

Vertical Bitch Syndrome by KurtisMalone March 27, 2017

Vanishing fart syndrome

The need to fart only when socially inconvenient and vice versa

In public (e.g. Airport Lounge): I need to fart loudly
Goes to toilet: Unable to fart, Dammit vanishing fart syndrome (acute VFS)
Back in Public: Oh no! Oh fuck it, might as well just fart to the tune of game of thrones

Vanishing fart syndrome by Peelings April 7, 2017