Also known as Mao's Revenge, this illness is typically the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss and a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.
by Unsuspecting Foreigner July 27, 2009
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Christina Aguilera, we get it, you can sing, but please don't screw up the National Anthem...she did. This was the most recent documented live cases of Aguilera Syndrome.
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I've got a bad case of Komer Syndrome. I'd better not go with you to visit your grandmother in the nursing home today.
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