Surpriseria

When you're when taking a solid dump and then the squirts start and don't stop

Man I was taking a good deuce after work and right when I went to whipe; boom massive surpriseria for like 10 minutes straight.

by Moose350 June 14, 2018

You’d Be Surprised

When someone makes a guess about something that you know about, and their guess is wrong

“Bro there will be no tings at this party tonight”
“You’d Be Surprised”

by maccam May 10, 2022

Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised

A niche little way of saying you're pleased; derived from the phrase Easy on the Eyes, and when you are content about what you are seeing!

Person 1: Hey! How was your tinder date last night?
Person 2: Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised!

by andimak2639 December 26, 2019

Suprise Delegation

The act of assigning or delegating work to others without informing the delegatee of the work assigned. The person who is assinged the work often is suprised when the task is revealed.

Mike just asked me for an update on project X. I didn't even know i was supposed to be working on project x... just another example of his suprise delegation.

by ihcw July 20, 2010

suprise lemonade

the act of peeing in your partners mouth while recieving oral sex. (partner must be unsuspecting)

last night I gave my girlfriend suprise lemonade, she seemed pretty mad.

by funny guy69 July 27, 2011

Suprise Breakfast

When u wake ur whore up with a cumshot in the mouth. This definition only applies if she bitch swallows AND if does not fall back asleep.

When that bitch finally turns 12, ima be there in here house with a suprise breakfast.

by CrackWhoreLaranda January 9, 2017

Suprise Alabama Top Hat

While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.

Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?

Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.

Matt: That’s messed up bro.

by thehypocriticalzoilist October 1, 2018