Post shower energy

A surge of energy when you get out of the shower

I got this post shower energy flowing through me

by The energy guy December 30, 2019

Bizzness Shower

A bizzness shower is like a baby shower. Instead of showering your preggers friends with blue and pink gifts you get to raise your champagne glasses to a new venture. Way more fun!

On Friday we get to go to another bizzness shower! So glad we get to drink instead of have cupcakes and tea.

by BetterWisser April 23, 2019

Shower Head

Trying to take a piss directly after cuming and your piss goes in multiple directions.

1. Dude I just had a shower head
2. I just shower headed.

by ReDPeePee May 1, 2019

Southern shower

When you take a shower to only wash off the bottom half of your body after jerking off on yourself.

Man I made such a mess jerking off I had to take a southern shower

by TMoney94 May 13, 2019

Shower mallet

A mallet you carry to the bathroom which you use to smash your shower poop down the drain.

After taking a shower poop yesterday, I had to smash the poop down the drain with my feet because I forgot to bring my shower mallet.

by Mrsand-man September 29, 2019

Mexican Shower

When you lose the Reasor Cup, and shower with the Salmon while wearing sunglasses.

Jose took a Mexican shower in the creek.

by Commish8 October 6, 2019

pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.

After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.

by QuacksO August 1, 2019