The act of shitting in your hand, letting it dry, and then throwing it at random cars, distracting the driver.
by Spong1e October 16, 2023
Get the Rocky Roadmug. 🎶🎶🎶When you’re drivin down the street, and she chokes on your meat, that’s road noggin 🎶🎶 yea, that’s road noggin🎶🎶🎶
by Thiccpooper April 22, 2021
Get the Road nogginmug. by Mindyourbusiness January 14, 2019
Get the Bun roadmug. by MalumLibrum958 April 17, 2023
Get the No hope roadmug. A person or persons whom ride pedal bikes aggressively. They usually ride in neighborhoods, or where people are around. Rarely do they ride in rural areas. They are attention seekers, and like to be witnessed. Also, riding makes them horny, and they are big fans of Patrick Swayze.
Neighbor 1: "Did you see Chad and Stacy today?"
Neighbor 2: "Yeah man! A couple of Road Horses!"
Neighbor 1: "I heard they have vibrating bicycle seats!"
Neighbor 2: "Typicsl Road Horse, I wish I was one."
Neighbor 2: "Yeah man! A couple of Road Horses!"
Neighbor 1: "I heard they have vibrating bicycle seats!"
Neighbor 2: "Typicsl Road Horse, I wish I was one."
by PissTank May 20, 2015
Get the Road Horsemug. The female equivalent of road head. A play on the word road rash, but often involving less blood, unless that's what you're into.
I gave (insert female name here) the best road gash on the way home from the movies last night. She was swirving so much she got pulled over
by Shamadizzle September 4, 2018
Get the Road Gashmug. by Skrom May 26, 2021
Get the Portman Roadmug.