ninja junk punch

Requires pure stealth until the moment you scare the shit out of them by yelling NINJA at the top of your lungs just before swiftly junk punching them and disappearing into the darkness again leaving them with sore balls and a fear of the word ninja.

"Once you've been ninja junk punched you can never hear the word Ninja again without a chill of terror running up your spine."

by Momo6717 July 22, 2012

Two-Knuckle Punch

Proceded to make a fist with two knuckles protruding. Then strike object with said protruding knuckles.

Drew insulted me. So I gave him a "Two-Knuckle Punch" straight to the urethra.

by Mark Twain Gay Nephew January 20, 2020

punch you in the trout

A threat that will give anyone pause.

You: Whore. Leave my husband alone or else.
Whore: Oh yeah. What are you going to do about it.
You: I'm gonna punch you in the trout!

by gtrav_az November 25, 2013

Butt-Hole Punch

1. The act of your waitress/server loading your spit cup.
2. Getting punched in the butt...

Hey Hannah can you butt-hole punch that spitter for me! Is that really to much to ask?!?

by TheFixerofOne July 11, 2019

turd in a punch bowl

a phrase that is said whenever there is a bad outcome in any venture. also, something would not be a very good sight at any party.

the boss asking for my piss sample will go over about as well as a turd in a punch bowl

by lil connor the anchor April 15, 2006

sucker punch

When you suddenly punch someone, yell "Sucker!" and then run away.

Brooke told Amanda that if Hayden was going to be a bitch, she ought to sucker punch him.

by Boron August 10, 2007

punch her cheeks

sexual intercourse between male and female

you'd best know i'm going to punch her cheeks!!

there was money riding on whether i could punch her cheeks

she was willing to let him punch her cheeks

by michael foolsley December 23, 2009