bits n' pieces

The act of placing M&M's, Reese's Pieces, Skittles, or any other candy inside a woman's vagina and then smearing peanut butter all over your penis before repeatedly penetrating her to remove all the previously inserted candies. You then say "Eat my Bits n' Pieces!" and she will begin giving you head with all the candy and peanut butter on your dick. When she complains that there is too much peanut butter in her mouth you exclaim "Get used to it, bitch!"
For extra points, you then say "You got punk'd!" Then while she is dazed and looking for Ashton Kutcher, steal her car and drive somewhere then shit on the windshield and walk back to your place. Bonus points.

Dude, that girl was totally into giving me Bits n' Pieces, but once I went for bonus points she got pissed. Good thing I shat on her windshield.

by Mike, Pat, Critty, Doug, and Racist July 2, 2006

Pierce

The kindest, most amazing person on earth. He is literally the most amazing male alive and will stop you in your tracks with his amazing blue or black eyes. Amazingly talented, good at making friends, super smart, really attractive, good at sports, hilarious. Never let a Pierce out of your life, you will kick yourself if you do.

QOTD- who or what is love?
AOTD- Pierce.

by 54321go March 22, 2017

bits and pieces

penis and testicles or twig and berries

I hope my bits and pieces are still working.

by doodooface September 5, 2003

pice

1. any small, wingless insect of the order Anoplura (sucking louse), parasitic on humans and other mammals and having mouthparts adapted for sucking, as Pediculus humanus (body louse or head louse).

2. Phthirius pubis--pubic lice.

"Michael has so much pice, I see them coming from his pants!"

by SOUCY April 3, 2008

piecer

shortened version of the insult more commonly known as: "piece of shit."

The waiter didn't refill my Dr. Pepper. What a piecer.

by Reese's Piecers October 21, 2003

feces pieces

The candy you get out of the vending machines at the mall for a quarter where you turn the crank and a handful of loose candy falls out. Its name is such because the candy comes out covered in invisible fecal particles that were left behind by the hundreds of cretons who handled it previously without washing their hands after dropping a deuce.

Whatever you do, don't eat the feces pieces from those vending machines.

by jonnywords November 21, 2010

pieces

1. A slang term for marijuana periphernalia, esp. bongs and pipes.
2. Automobiles, usually those with modifications.

1. Man, don't be droppin' my pieces on the floor! They might break and shit.
2. That guy's got it made, with a garage full of pieces.

by Sinnerero March 4, 2005