Down Periscope

The act of going down on a woman only to ineptly go eye to ass. Generally associated with intoxication and accompanied by a case vicious pink eye the following morning.

Damn man, last time I was at your place o tried going down on my girlfriend and woke up the next morning with pink eye. Oh you mean a down periscope.

by Pink Eye Anonymous January 18, 2018

Master Period

A time in a womans monthly cycle where no plug, pill or man can stop the blood river from flowing.

My wife came home and i asked "Why so serious?", she said "Shut up man, i'm on a Master Period!"

by Beatsilver October 19, 2018

Man Period

1. When a man is acting like a woman on her period
2. When a man is bleeding from his urethra

Hes having a man period watch out

I had a man period last night. It was disgusting

by WhyAmIOnHere?? December 18, 2018

Office Period

When everyone in the office rotates bad moods for a week at a time until the cycle starts all over again.

Wow! I went to the dentist's today and they were all in a bad mood. They were definitely experiencing an office period.

by amusedchimera January 2, 2019

Man Period

When a guy hasn’t had sex in a while and starts being really moody. Then gets to a point where they start to cockblock.

“Why is Tommy being a bitch lately?!”

“His girlfriend hasn’t been giving it up lately and it’s causing him to be on his man period”

by Papaduck January 6, 2019

Dead period

Period between the super bowl and the first spring training game.

The longest part of the year is the dead period since there is no football on and there is no baseball on.

by Thecaptainmlb February 3, 2019

Triple Period

... BAsically. uN CuLtUrE people think it is actual ellipsis.

YoUr MoM gAY...(Triple period)

by Little_Cumstain May 10, 2019