popping nuts

1.When a male squeezes his testicles so hard it pops, this act is usually done because of stress

2.Another way of saying ejaculation.
Damn Jarrett, You must be so stressed because you are popping nuts!
by Fishy Goldenstein March 07, 2014
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nut warts

I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend the other week and now I have nut warts!
by Teratogen December 08, 2010
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Sad Nut

When you here something or see something saddening and proceed to ejaculation.
I was jacking off in the bathroom when I heard my parents say I was a disappointment, that was the worst Sad Nut of my life.
by Dukelemon August 19, 2017
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Brown Nut

1. The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.

2. Any man who attempts the above action.
1. I caught Dave in the bathroom brown nutting.

2. Dave is a complete brown nut.
by briantroy March 11, 2011
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Nut in a rut

When you ejaculate into a stalk of celery to give to your significant other enjoy as a healthy zero calorie snack (due to the fact that celery has negative calories)
Hey you hungry? I just made some nut in a rut
by Ants on a log May 15, 2019
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Nutted myself

To experience something so orgasmic one ejaculates themselves.
That corvette was badass. I think I nutted myself when it pulled up.
by IJustWantToAddADef November 11, 2019
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Nut Clap

Noun

1. A painfully ignorant person
"This Nut Clap walked up to Chevy HD2500 and said they didn't know they made trucks in High Definition."
by Exodus VI November 19, 2015
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