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Friday Night Funkin' 

You play as a little midget with cyan hair who rap battles the strongest beings in the multiverse for his girlfriend that will leave him in 5 months cuz its a middle school relationship and he doesn't speak real words he only says "beep bop skdeep" and you use default WASD or Arrow Key keybinds to beat them, Some mods for the game have 6 keys like Shaggy. For me (the writer) I use Kade Engine which is a modified version with more features and better for making mods.
Jim: Ah man I love playing Friday Night Funkin' its so fun
Bob: I will kill you in your sleep, How dare you play that gross game?
Jim: What the hell man It's just a game I play no big deal?
Bob: grabs shotgugn
Jim: OH CRAP
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Ralph the Night Hair Dresser 

A mystical type creature (kind of like the tooth fairy) who messes up your hair while you sleep. Which is why we all wake up with goofy looking hair in the morning.
"Ralph the Night Hair Dresser really did a number on my head!"

a "jonny" good night out 

a night out hitting Brighton's clubs, usually ending in chunder, used tampons, shit, clogged toilets, and occasionally a t-shirt soaked in blood from a virgin's popped cherry
"grimy night last night!"
"yeah, a "jonny" good night out thought, hahaha"

guys' night out 

Two words - strip club.
The mere fact that a guys' night out even exists proves the dismalness of today's disgraceful society, in which people only care about sex.

devils night 

When you go out the night of halloween and tepee,egg houses, or any other form of vandlisim. but some people have taken to far by burning down houses. It has now been changed in detroit to angels night which one year decreased crime by 30%.
Dude lets go smash some pumpkins on devils night!

Ladies Night 

The phrase used by guys to communicate to their girlfriend or FWB that the upcoming lovemaking session is all about their (the woman's) pleasure without any requirement or obligation for reciprocation. Typically this involves performing a combination of oral, digital, anal and/or vibratory stimulations to various erogenous zones in and around her pussy simultaneously, which places her on the big O plateau for a lengthy period of time, enabling multiple high-intensity orgasms.
My girlfriend got really excited when I told her this Thursday was Ladies Night, and completely focused on her pleasure!
Ladies Night by TallandThick May 31, 2016

last night on earth 

The night before suicide. Only say this if you just lost a million bucks or a similar tragedy occurs.
OH NO I JUST LOST MY JOB AND I GOT DIVORCED< TONIGHT IS MY LAST NIGHT ON EARTH