nick

tiniest chode you ever saw will steal your chips and put them in his butt.

jermy:hey nick wanna see my chips
nick:you mean my chips *runs away in tiny dick*

by iloveblackpeoplenaked April 24, 2020

NICK

A nigga with a big penis who.will steal your bitch watch yourself

Damn Nick phat cock you got there

by Mandy Flores May 24, 2019

Nick

Nick is a person insert gender here who is dating SHREK. They have SUS photos and is the only one who belongs with SHREK

Person: OMG HERE COMES THE SHREK LOVER- Nick WE MUST ADORe them
Ian: YES OFC

ME:bruh

by Jsjdnenennen November 24, 2021

nick

the coolest person ever. great at scootering and funny as fuck. an amazing friend and trustworthy. and will be there for their close friends no matter what. XD

small pp tho :) *millimeter hard*

hey remember nick? that amazing friend?

by weqw4341w1rew1d October 15, 2019

Nick

Would shag anything, absolutely no morals whose anus is exactly the same as a pigs nostril!!

“Open your Nick”

by The dragon 🐉 November 23, 2021

Nick

Most amazing person alive. Wears monster condoms on his massive dong. All the ladies are attracted to Nicks and Nick knows it. Some believe he is the secret love child of Chuck Norris. Nick can do everything plus ultra.

Girl 1: hey Nick

Girl 2: hi Nick
Girl 3: Nick please marry me

Nick: maybe sometime later I got to destroy an astroid while riding on a tiger mad of flames.

by Boberthashtag March 20, 2019

Nick

A skinny legend 💯💯💯

“Do you know Nick?... Oh yeah, he’s a skinny legend!”

by Ella95 March 28, 2020