monster cologne

when you stick your finger (middle is best) as deep as possible to the bottom of your bellybutton, rim out all the perspiration/fabric lint, then wipe behind each ear

When I asked her what she found most irresistible about me, she said it was my monster cologne.

by purple pellets January 26, 2022

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big fat tiddie monster

A very big and fat tiddie monster who is very big and fat.

Damien is a big fat tiddie monster.

by Ur big fat mother October 30, 2021

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Monster

A person who says that they will help in any activity and then becomes a no-show claiming that they had to give money to their kid but couldn't pull $20 out of their pants.

Jimbo: Hey "monster"? you wanna run a raid later tonight.
Monster: sure thing, I'll be there
.... 20 hours later and no sign of him, he's definitely a monster.

by monster0024 February 4, 2021

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Mud Monster

when you have so much and that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

by ahsdhkskw September 18, 2021

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Hillbilly Swamp Monster

A woman who loiters at the local gas station wearing short shorts, a knee brace, and some work boots. Often can also be seen with a large beer gut and carries around a foul stench

Yo Matt you see that woman over there! That’s what we call a Hillbilly Swamp Monster

by TY the OG September 17, 2021

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