monster hunter world

A shitty slugfest of uninterupptable cutscenes, lizard tails, big meals and sad feels. Grindy as fuck, no fun, very anime. 0/10

Austin, can we play monster hunter world and then after I'll sniff your chair sweat? Please separate notice meeeeeee uwu

by christopher pemberton February 16, 2022

the monster energy

the monster energy is a sex move in which you chug a can of monster energy drink and blow it into the woman's vagina and let it fizz up, when it's done impatiently put your penis inside to feel the fizz.

Last night me and my girlfriend did the monster energy and she also licked the juices that got out.

by JJs19 September 21, 2020

monster drinker

a gay kid in my class that drinks 100 monster energy drinks in a minute

yo ur a the biggest monster drinker in 100000000000000000 miles

by that one guy69 420 September 18, 2020

Sploodge Monster

When a guy cums uncontrollably for minutes on end.

Scott: Daniel, guess what.
Daniel: What’s up, Scott?
Scott: You know how I took your sister out last night?
Daniel: Yeah, so?
Scott: So we were just having fun and I gave her the Sploodge Monster, I think she’s scared of me now.
Daniel: Yeah, last time I gave sombody the Sploodge Monster, I didn’t stop for an hour, the lot lizard I hired almost suffocated from my sweet nectar.

by Munching Munter March 28, 2024

sog monster

An excuse for pissing your pants.

Shit that damn sog monster got me in my sleep last night.

by Lilbabean June 23, 2023

Sushi monsters

Sushi monsters are individual life forms that eat long soculent big black pencil, they are located in multiple places like Amerima, shina, norway(sweden) and afriga. One of them is a fat mf that eats damn too much and is fat as fuck, the other one is a xxxtentacles ripoff bought off of zalando and shipped to 87 countries before it reaches your house.

wow sushi monsters review great food

by Requis Tyrone Jamal.jr May 09, 2023

Panty monster

Boyfriend who knows how to get you so wet, he ruins all your panties by leaving you so moist .

Ashley; I need to do a new load of laundry.
Jess: didn't you just wash?
Ashley: yeah, but my boyfriends such a panty monster, I have to do a load of just panties

Jess: ooh girl if he gets you that wet; i'd want me a panty monster

by sadgirl69 March 09, 2015