Male Lesbianification

The progressive transformation of a straight man to a male lesbian.

“A man who can pull Monica fucking Lewinsky is a 10 in my book,” said Friend 1.
“Friend 1 keeps becoming progressively less straight as time passes,” commented Friend 2.
“And we support it,” affirmed Friend 3.
“Male lesbianification,” added Friend 4.

by The Bean-Eating Wallhopper November 17, 2025

Male Manipulator

A man who wears quarter zips, enjoys matchas, wears specifically the sand colored birkenstock clogs, silver spoon rings and has phenomenal taste in music. looks like he lies, cheats and ruins girls lives but his cool niche vibe he gives off makes up for all of it.

Male Manipulator- "Wanna go on a date and get matcha and go thrift"... its too good to be true.

by Thug_BUGg3 December 1, 2025

Male Plant

Male Plant (UK Slang): A cannabis plant that growers want to avoid because it pollinates female plants, resulting in lower yields and a crop full of seeds. Just like many other organisms on Earth, cannabis plants have sexes—male and female—and it’s not a form of plant sexism, just nature’s way. When buying seeds, always choose feminized seeds from reputable sources and avoid mixing plants from different growers, as a single male plant can ruin your entire crop. Otherwise, you risk wasting time, money, effort… and your liberty.

Frank: Lee bruv, you never guessed what happened the other day bruv. Chris, you know, Kidnapper Chris, right? He sold a male plant to Fred for next to nothing, but turns out, Fred mixed it with his own crop, and his whole yield was ruined! LOL. Bruv.

Lee: No way! Fred must have gone proper mental buv LOL!

Frank: He went straight over and gave Chriss a proper kicking and jumped all over his chest. LOL bruv.

Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 14, 2025

Male baddie

A man that’s DL, and/or usually misogynistic towards women or homophobic to LGBTQ+ community

“Women cannot handle male baddies.”

by Onewaystreetcar December 24, 2025

Madeeha

Madeeha - Mommy

Ike: Hello Madeeha >_<

by Gradient_Ike January 2, 2026

Male trail

The residual fun juice dripping out of a cavity post coitus on the awkward waddle to the toilet

“I was walking to the toilet after we finished and it kept falling out… call that a male trail”

by n0n0n0.pal January 20, 2026

Simple male

Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.

1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.

Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!

Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.

Average Male: Why is that acceptable?

Simple Male: Im off for a shag

by lijolwe March 17, 2009