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monkey water 

loose change used for frivolous purposes.
monkey water is used for drinking, gambling, loose women, and the like.
monkey water by total man January 1, 2012

Monkey monitor

a person that observes and critiques the vaginal area of a female homo-sapien. then gives a report of their findings
The monkey monitor gave a fat ass report on those females in the club
Monkey monitor by Dj Fish May 16, 2003

monkey_magic 

A spazz that thinks he is funny but really he is not
monkey_magic by Anonymous August 28, 2003

monkey-bibble

a light term to use in a state of crisis, such as a train about to blow-up while you are still on it
"Oh, monkey-bibble! We gotta' get off this train!"
monkey-bibble by Eddy October 18, 2003

Monkey Futz 

to be a fucking monkey, "a noi-nch"; a theif, robber or just an average-everyday good for not a damn thing police officer!
You're an ugly Minkey Futz! Motha' Fuck.
Monkey Futz by Control Room November 23, 2003

monkey-popple 

u are not a monkey popple to me lizzie!!!
monkey-popple by august December 2, 2003