Green Monster

The act of shitting green diarrhea directly on another person's face for sexual gratification.

Oh man scully give me a green monster.

by I am the green monster August 21, 2024

Monster eye

When you cum on your girl’s face and you get it in her eye and it stings and gets red and she winks on the way to the bathroom.

I told Jerry when he popped last night not to get it in my hair and the bastard gave me monster eye instead.

by Gubyzer May 3, 2020

Hidden Monster

A large piece of shit that gets covered up by the seat cover (behind the toilet); the turd is partially visible through the thin white paper

That hidden monster is gross looking and stinks.
Did you see the hidden monster in the toilet at Burger King?
Fuck! It's a hidden monster!

by THIS-IS-STUPID November 16, 2010

Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021

sewer monster

A sexual position in which one party climbs inside a port-o-potty and has their partner sit on the toilet seat while the first party performs oral sex from inside the toilet

"Dude ..Brad smells like shit."
"I know, he just got done giving Angela a Sewer monster"
"Gross"

by AnOcelot July 28, 2020

mud monster

When you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit

"may we all be mud monsters"

by ayydubs'_lefteyeball September 19, 2021

monster gringe

when someone drinks monster nonstop all day

my friend dave went on a monster gringe and couldnt stop jumping around

by Dave Crane February 23, 2009