Cookie Monster

An absolute Icon, my spirit animal, amazing, bow down to him

Person 1: I want to be cookie monster

Person 2: YES

by jElly bEan is cool March 26, 2022

pork monster

During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.

I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret

by Malikhyi magnum August 4, 2020

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters.

by DefiniteIyNotoveredInShit September 23, 2021

Monster alert

Your phone doesnt send you one when a monster is near.

The monster's ankle monitor didnt set off a monster alert in their area.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

fumble monster

Supreet

Supreet is a fumble monster and the original and can never be beaten as the fumble monster

by Ishlovesdick September 13, 2023

Tummy monsters

that shitty stinging stomach ache that hurts to walk around with

Sorry boys I just came down with the tummy monsters

by memelordraymund October 31, 2017

monster

1#: a monster, the real one, usually the disgusting or scary figure that lie under your bed
2#: often, a ruthless, evil person, individual with superior intellegent, poweress or inhuman manipulation that kill people without hesitation, remorse or can easily charm others and get them into doing bad deeds for them
3#: name of a drink made by Hansen Natural

omg johan lieburt is literally a monster , he set other in motion and watch them killing each other, such best villian lmao

by coolpseudonymhaha December 10, 2020