carcinogen maxing

When you want to kys, but don’t want your family to know so you consume as many carcinogens as possible to give yourself cancer.

I’ve been carcinogen maxing, so I smoke 2 packs a day, drink tons of cheap alcohol, and eat burnt food.

by LettuceEater9000 December 31, 2023

Max

The onion king, with the sweatiest palms ever seen

- Have you shaked his hand yet?
- Yea, he's such a Max

by Kashtag April 22, 2022

Intersexual Friendship Max/Ultra

The same thing as the last one except I have 1500 characters to explain it.

Iam "Ok... Where was I?... Oh! Two types of Intersexual Friendship Max/Ultra. Here we go. So you have 'Type A' right? Which is when the Female treats the Male as a type of proxy Female, see? And in this type of relationship the Female will do things with the male (or attempt to do things) that they would usually do with OTHER FEMALES, right? For example, they'll talk about their sexual relationships in great detail (Like mentioning the fact that the guy that they are cheating on their boyfriend with has a big dick while they look a developmentally disabled man-child in dead in the eyes OR request to use make-up on a Male). I don't think they realize what they are doing when they are doing it but THAT'S IT! They're treating the 'male platonic friend' as though they are a Female. They don't realize that this the type of thing they would only talk about with another FEMALE. They would never say anything like that to a Male they are trying to sleep with! Right!? So that's 'Type A'. Male is treated as a proxy female. 'Type B' (on the other hand) is where a Female is adopted as a proxy Male into group of males. But this can only exist within a group of males that are LARGELY SINGLE! Because once the Males of the group start to date, their partners don't want them hanging around other Females. Right!? So, Yeah..."

Hym "And then there is like 'Type C' which would be like the Mulder and Scully relationship from X-Files but that shit isn't real."

by Hym Iam April 19, 2022

Max Combs

Max Combs is a little bitch boy who likes to be fucked in the ass by grown men. Often found to be an insufferable person, and hated by others. Max Combs is someone who is rude, mean, obnoxious, insensitive, spiteful, inhuman, bossy, greedy, manipulative, selfish, cruel, despicable, sadistic, vicious, sarcastic, arrogant, snooty, irredeemable, vile, heartless, disloyal, dishonest, violent, cold, spoiled, hateful, unfriendly and just uncaring. They can also be brash and harsh. No one loves Max Combs

Stay away from Max Combs he is evil

by h@t3&l0v3 May 7, 2024

Max moft

This is a guy that will always try to be around the coolest people and will leave if there are cooler people or things around

That guy just left us for them that guy is a max moft

by JamesSmith34 January 28, 2023

Max

Max loves long walks on the beach and usually listens to vibe music before bed. Max typically will make you laugh and is from sea cliff . He loves to hit the quan at family events and loves to roast marshmallows by the fire

#maxissexy #whosThatmax #max

Max loves to work at Ralph’s in town.

by Pete wass May 5, 2019

Anita max wynn

Drakes alter ego. First introduced in one of drakes stream, with the name printed onto a cyan and white hat. It is so zesty that he can never beat the gay allegations at this point.

Drake : "Anita max wynn" 💅💅💅💃💃💃
Audience: this mf gay as hell

by dnaplayz December 31, 2023