Foot long sub

A submissive man (usually)

With a large penis

Y- “you know they don’t call me a Foot long sub for nothing”

(Person your taking to)- “dude wtf”

by The mother fucker!?!? June 17, 2023

Long Island

An island within the state of New York

This Island is probably not what you think, It’s not like the British Indian Ocean Territory or Solomon Islands, it has Towns, Villages, Farms and more

As a Long Island citizen I disagree to the people who say there is only ghettos, obviously there is sketchy spots in Long Island but there’s not all, there’s also some really rich places

“How was your trip to Long Island?”

“It was fun but Arizona was better”

by Makemynameappropriate67 June 2, 2024

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by Adujasty343 June 6, 2025

cum long shot

When you're jacking it and then you feel it coming and it flies several meters

When that happen you'll be like omg I just hit a cum long shot

by Oski_parkour February 20, 2024

My shii long

Means when a person penis is big or long and can break a girl vagina in half.

Hey Victoria guess what my shii long

by MR.GET February 11, 2019

Long Range Sprinkler

A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.

Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves

P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"

P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"

by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024

Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes to at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”

I gave Angus a Long Haggis.

by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024