Hot Lunch

A hot lunch is a child who is born to two parents following their divorce. In order for that child to be considered a hot lunch, the parents must have at one time been married and be separated or divorced at the time the child is conceived. A hot lunch is essentially the opposite of a bastard.

My friend Nicola is a hot lunch her parents divorced and then they had after they were separated.

by #urmomshouse September 22, 2023

School Lunch

a school lunch is some poop,yk what i mean?
examples:
moldy hamburger
10 year old expired milk
a bean pool that looks like shit
some creamy soup

Mark:dang,i don't want to eat school lunch now ,it's filled with tomato creamy soup that tastes shit
Evan:hey wanna get some Starbucks
Mark:sure

by Some guy you never know about September 27, 2023

Louisiana Lunch Break

When you jerk off while taking a poop.

“Hey where’d Josh go?”
“Oh he’s taking a Louisiana Lunch Break.”

by Apes Chimp November 21, 2023

Snake Lunch

The lowest state of being a person can attain, far lower than merely becoming 'toast'.

He felt certain that, after the multiple convictions which were looming, the 'leading candidate' would be snake lunch.

by Monkey's Dad November 23, 2023

Boy Lunch

When someone, usually a boy, overcomplicate the method to make a simple dish. Often done with unnecessary tools.

Why does he need a flamethrower?
He needs it to cook his Boy Lunch grilled cheese sandwich.

by InfinityRainbow December 5, 2023

Superior Lunch

When you have sex over your lunch break

Kelsie: Hey Landon! Did you have a superior lunch?
Landon: No, my wife wasn't home.

by Aaron Kristopherson December 13, 2023

Jew Lunch

Used on episode 2 of the "Frenemies" podcast. Ethan is reacting to TikToks posted by Trisha had recently posted surrounding her obsession with Jewish people. The phrase "Jew lunch" comes from a TikTok Trisha had posted entitled "Rate My Jew Lunch". Ethan points out the absurdity of the phrase and thus the phrase "jew lunch" was born into existence.

Trisha ate her Jew lunch in her car.

by cy.cucumb3r January 6, 2024