Kid spam

When people post continuous streams of pictures of their children outside their normal topics of posting on social media sites, especially on Twitter and Instagram.

I like Darren's food photos on Instagram but I'm unfollowing him because of the constant stream of kid spam.

or

I can't believe that Jill posts so much kid spam on Twitter, especially with all perverts out there.

by Tomatom October 19, 2011

diddle kid

A character made by Aron and Danny from the game grumps
Fiddle meaning fingering

Hey dan remember diddle kid ?
Yes. He violated me

by Diddle kid May 22, 2018

Pixey Kid

A Pixey kid known as a "pixey" when over 16 is someone who is influenced by all aspects of rock from "The Jam" to "NightWish". Pixey Kid's are generally very happy people, there clothing style can be varied. Pixey Kid's stick together in close groups, they create thier own individual culture. Pixey Kid's are extremely musical people and are often mistaken for Emo Goth or sometimes even Punk or MOD

"Man that Pixey Kid pisses me off so bad"

by Lawrence Armstrong October 30, 2006

Beat the kids

The act of going home to masturbate because you can't find any pussy.

So, you going home to beat the kids?

by DrJester August 21, 2007

Indie Kid

This is my definition of an Indie Kid, it might not be yours, but in my opinion it fits us perfectly.

Indie Kids are practically hipsters, just not assholes.
You don't have to have hipster-ish characteristics to be an Indie Kid though, you can just be anyone who isnt a prep, or scene kid, or even hipster; Sort of like someone in the middle. I think thats one of the reasons why we are Indie (Independent) kids. Even though i am practically contradicting my previous sentence, practically anyone can be an indie kid, as long as they're cool. By cool i don't mean good looking or popular, i mean cool as in great personality, fun to be around, good friend, etc.

are original, dont conform, be fake , etc.

likes lots of music, not just indie,
even though we are called *Indie* Kids.

I wrote this so people would hear what an indie kid is from an indie kid's own perspective, and not from someone else who hates on us cause they're ignorant and get us mixed up with hipsters. I personally don't really label myself as an indie kid, but thats what people call me and thats who my friends are so, whatever. There could be more things i could put down to describe an indie kid besides these.

"Yeah dude, you're totally an indie kid, you are original and cool, which is all you really need to be to be one."

by tybdo October 11, 2011

loser kid

1. A blink 182 fan that should be respected to the maximum form of respect.
2. Blink 182's mascot(The rabit)

"Man, here comes a loser kid so take your hat off and vow and be more respectful than you are with your mom."

by Loser kid the 1st January 7, 2005

Ginger Kids

Children with red hair, light skin, and freckles. We've all seen them. On the playground, at the store, walking on the streets. They creep us out, and make us sick to our stomachs. I'm talking, of course, about Ginger kids. Ginger kids are born with a disease which causes very light skin , red hair, and freckles. This disease is called “gingervitis.” Kids who have gingervitis cannot be cured. Because their skin is so light, ginger kids must avoid the sun, not unlike... vampires. Some people have red hair, but not light skin and freckles. These people are called “daywalkers.” Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse, and unless we work to rid the earth of that curse, the gingers could envelop our lives in blackness for all time. It is time that we all admit to ourselves that gingers are vile and disgusting. In conclusion, I will leave you with this: if you think that the ginger problem is not a serious one, think again...

Ginger kids have no souls.

We must rid the earth of ginger kids.

by laddertoheaven April 29, 2008