UGLY UGLY UGLY EW EWE W bruh ur hair sucks. He prob plays smash bros, like what a loser, hes an emo bet. If you meet anyone named kevin run, hes going to give you the furry desise
by UrMomLoleeeeey July 28, 2022
Get the Kevinmug. An absolute numpty. You'll commonly find him 1 inch (that's fully erect for him) deep in his mom, or you'll find him hunched over watching anime girls kiss eachother. Kevin is a very slow and dimwitted person, Kevin's are known for walking into windows. Kevin's are known for their immense sweating so it's advised to just stay away from them.
Girl: "what's wrong with that guy? He's been trying to fuck that lamp for a while now."
Other Girl: "yup, that's Kevin."
Other Girl: "yup, that's Kevin."
by Eugaphooey December 23, 2021
Get the Kevinmug. a cunt
"yo have u seen kevin"
"no why would i hang around that cunt failed abortion fucker his mom shouldve swallowed him"
"no why would i hang around that cunt failed abortion fucker his mom shouldve swallowed him"
by ur big booty mom May 27, 2023
Get the kevinmug. Kevin is an extremely large human, He is fat and will die before 20 due to diabetes, heart failure, liver failure and erectile dysfunction. Kevins have hobbies of eating, chewing, swallowing, gaming and gambling. Kevin is unclean due to the difficulty cleaning between his rolls. Kevin's ankles touch the ground and his belly button has absorbed his penis
by Simon Lin August 11, 2024
Get the Kevinmug. by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025
Get the Golden Kevinmug. Kevin
Kevin is kind, caring, amazing and the best (boy)friend you can have. Even though I haven't know him for a long time I know he is the one I need. He is too perfect to be true, thats why I didn't trust him enough. He told me I was everything he wants in life, that I was the girl he wants to wake up to, that I am special, that he would never leave me. I wish I never argued with him. He didn't deserve me, but still wanted me. When I got mad again a few weeks back, he told me he didn't feel the same as he did in the beginning. I wish he could forgive me. I learned my lesson, I hope everything will be alright.
I really need you in my life Kevin and I'm sorry for everything. For making you do something you didn't want yet, for arguing with you about something stupid, for not understanding you, for only thinking about myself, for not trusting you. I didn't realise how wrong I was untill you weren't talking to me as you used to. You are the (boy)friend I never had in my life, you are my twin, my soulmate. You understood me like no one did. We are the same person. Without you in my life I'd be so lost.
I hope you forgive me and I promise I will never do that again and this time I really won't. And if I do you can leave me. I hope we can still be friends if you don't want me as your girlfriend. I hope I can get your hug for the first time after you have forgiven me, the hug you promised me. I want you, only you. I love you.
Kevin is kind, caring, amazing and the best (boy)friend you can have. Even though I haven't know him for a long time I know he is the one I need. He is too perfect to be true, thats why I didn't trust him enough. He told me I was everything he wants in life, that I was the girl he wants to wake up to, that I am special, that he would never leave me. I wish I never argued with him. He didn't deserve me, but still wanted me. When I got mad again a few weeks back, he told me he didn't feel the same as he did in the beginning. I wish he could forgive me. I learned my lesson, I hope everything will be alright.
I really need you in my life Kevin and I'm sorry for everything. For making you do something you didn't want yet, for arguing with you about something stupid, for not understanding you, for only thinking about myself, for not trusting you. I didn't realise how wrong I was untill you weren't talking to me as you used to. You are the (boy)friend I never had in my life, you are my twin, my soulmate. You understood me like no one did. We are the same person. Without you in my life I'd be so lost.
I hope you forgive me and I promise I will never do that again and this time I really won't. And if I do you can leave me. I hope we can still be friends if you don't want me as your girlfriend. I hope I can get your hug for the first time after you have forgiven me, the hug you promised me. I want you, only you. I love you.
by MeIsStupidAndInLove October 29, 2021
Get the Kevinmug. Hym "Hey, maybe if he does what YOU did to become champion and he does a bunch of steroids, maybe Kevin Holland WILL be a champion. Who knows!? You did a bunch of steroids you fucking idiot. You did the steroids. Got caught. And then fucking LOST you fucking bum. You went on Joe Rogan talking about how fucking great you felt you fucking asshole. What the fuck is wrong with you."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
Get the Kevin Hollandmug.