Jew Trap

When your on the highway and theirs 2 people going like 40 in both lanes so you cant get around them

Shit we’ll never make it now were caught in a jew trap

by John Johny Jones August 3, 2025

Jew Jitsu

The martial art for kykes. It's jujitsu for jews.

Jewish Person "I'm warning you, I'm a black belt in Jew Jitsu!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 26, 2025

Jew

A foul disgusting person with now feeling of empathy or kindness.

Get out of here you fucking Jew

by Big bad wolf 321 September 9, 2025

The jew paradox

The Jew Paradox
A condition that happens whenever tipping is involved.

If you don’t tip, people think you’re cheap.

If you ask for tips, people think you’re greedy.

Either way, you lose.

Example:
“Bro, if I don’t tip i look like a jew, but if the restaurant asks for tips they’re greedy. That’s the jew paradox.”

by The long nose September 12, 2025

Llanta Jew

A person that is very cheap and grugal.

Oh, that foo is a llanta jew.

by MatrixYT January 14, 2025

Mountain jew

Mormons and Amish in Ohio known for "jewing" products.

The mountain jews sold me a water chicken.

by Leixx January 14, 2025

jew shelf

A shelf in a supermarket filled with discounted yellow stickerd food that's starting to sweat and grow mould around the edges.

Quick let's get to the jew shelf there stocking it up in 5 minutes!

by Wildlife Brambler January 23, 2025